victoria silvstedt is easily relaxed

By brendon October 05, 2009 @ 9:25 AM


Former Playmate of the Year and current professional prostitute Victoria Silvstedt was on the beach in St Tropez this weekend, and she seemed to think that was as good a place as any to masturbate. But she’s always been this way. And by “this way”, I mean, “awesome”. After the jump are 17 pictures of some guy going down on her on a pier in July of 2006, and here (1,2,3) are pictures of her with no pants on, masturbating on a hotel balcony.

Really the question is why wouldn’t you masturbate on the beach if you were a hot girl. Stop being so stuck up.  If guys could masturbate with no residual effects to worry about, the world would essentially come to a stop. My penis would have grooves worn into it from all the abuse. I would have a 4.000,000 – 0 record against my penis.

(35 more here. hq jump here. image source = fame and splash)

(39) Comments

  1. avatar
    DarkCherry 10/05/2009 09:28

    itchy cooch.

  2. avatar
    SuperB 10/05/2009 09:29

    well…good morning to you too…

  3. avatar
    DarkCherry 10/05/2009 09:30

    wait… OMG is she getting …

    wow classy.

  4. avatar
    Randy 10/05/2009 09:30

    ehhh…I bet she just has herpes or yeast infection

  5. avatar
    SuperB 10/05/2009 09:31

    Dc, did you see gaga on SNL this weekend?

  6. avatar
    DarkCherry 10/05/2009 09:32

    of course! she looks too skinny…

  7. avatar
    DarkCherry 10/05/2009 09:35

    fyi the “current professional prostitute” link goes back to an old Durden post with lots and lots of Playboy tittays.

  8. avatar
    dirtydiane 10/05/2009 09:35

    her parents must be so proud

  9. avatar
    RemSteale 10/05/2009 09:37

    Anne Hathaway must be kicking herself

  10. avatar
    pepper 10/05/2009 09:38

    DD, she my my penis proud…..

  11. avatar
    Tom Foolery 10/05/2009 09:38

    B: It’s been a horrible year to be a Chiefs fan…..and a Charger fan for that matter

  12. avatar
    whatizdat 10/05/2009 09:39

    now this is the way to start a new week

  13. avatar
    RemSteale 10/05/2009 09:40

    Pepper is speaking Yoda-ese again

  14. avatar
    DarkCherry 10/05/2009 09:40

    anne hathaway?

  15. avatar
    Mac-Daddy 10/05/2009 09:43

    I failed to see the penis on Lady Gaga on SNL this weekend.

  16. avatar
    RemSteale 10/05/2009 09:43

    You dont remember the shots of her a few months ago giving her boyfriend head on a yacht, Cali??
    Classy guy, even held her head down for her

  17. avatar
    DarkCherry 10/05/2009 09:45

    i had forgotten rem. btw a real classy guy woulda thrown a towel over her head.

  18. avatar
    RemSteale 10/05/2009 09:47

    And put a beer mat on top and a pitcher??

  19. avatar
    SuperB 10/05/2009 09:48

    Yes, Tom yesterday was absolutly sad…ended up leaving before the end of the game and seeing a better pick up game in the parking lot from some tailgaters…

  20. avatar
    SuperB 10/05/2009 09:51

    AFC West is just super terrible this year. They shouldnt even view us as a conference.

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