Former Playmate of the Year and current professional prostitute Victoria Silvstedt was on the beach in St Tropez this weekend, and she seemed to think that was as good a place as any to masturbate. But she’s always been this way. And by “this way”, I mean, “awesome”. After the jump are 17 pictures of some guy going down on her on a pier in July of 2006, and here (1,2,3) are pictures of her with no pants on, masturbating on a hotel balcony.
Really the question is why wouldn’t you masturbate on the beach if you were a hot girl. Stop being so stuck up. If guys could masturbate with no residual effects to worry about, the world would essentially come to a stop. My penis would have grooves worn into it from all the abuse. I would have a 4.000,000 - 0 record against my penis.
(35 more here. hq jump here. image source = fame and splash)


















itchy cooch.
well…good morning to you too…
wait… OMG is she getting …
wow classy.
ehhh…I bet she just has herpes or yeast infection
Dc, did you see gaga on SNL this weekend?
of course! she looks too skinny…
fyi the “current professional prostitute” link goes back to an old Durden post with lots and lots of Playboy tittays.
her parents must be so proud
Anne Hathaway must be kicking herself
DD, she my my penis proud…..
B: It’s been a horrible year to be a Chiefs fan…..and a Charger fan for that matter
now this is the way to start a new week
Pepper is speaking Yoda-ese again
anne hathaway?
I failed to see the penis on Lady Gaga on SNL this weekend.
You dont remember the shots of her a few months ago giving her boyfriend head on a yacht, Cali??
Classy guy, even held her head down for her
i had forgotten rem. btw a real classy guy woulda thrown a towel over her head.
And put a beer mat on top and a pitcher??
Yes, Tom yesterday was absolutly sad…ended up leaving before the end of the game and seeing a better pick up game in the parking lot from some tailgaters…
AFC West is just super terrible this year. They shouldnt even view us as a conference.