when did this happen?

By brendon October 15, 2009 @ 10:45 AM

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Ivanka Trump held a book signing today and something something something, Holy Crap look at that rack! I’m not sure I’ve never even considered her before, but now that I think about her huge tits and looming inheritance, I realize she’s everything I’ve ever wanted, and possibly the most perfect being to ever live. Oh I’ve been a fool! Forgive me Ivanka!

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(22) Comments

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    whatizdat 10/15/2009 10:55

    Red, it does a body good!

  2. avatar
    RemSteale 10/15/2009 10:57

    She’s at a book signing?
    Hope security is tight.

    Nice avi watizdat

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    whatizdat 10/15/2009 11:00

    Thanks Rem, how did this post move down one?

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    RemSteale 10/15/2009 11:01

    I dunno, stupidity?

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    Baphomet 10/15/2009 11:01

    Book? …well let me know when it’s the center fold of Playboy. Or better yet, Hustler!

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    whatizdat 10/15/2009 11:02

    The only way I want to see Tina Fey is as a catcher for a bukkake flick

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    Dr. Gonzo 10/15/2009 11:03

    It happened when she became jewish.same thing happened to my ex girlfriend

    Then she turned out to be pregnant. Not sure what that has to do with anything. Just sharing.

  8. avatar
    RemSteale 10/15/2009 11:04

    Actually I think I prefer Tina Fey, this one looks like one of those big eyed aliens, aliens from Stargate SG1 (the Asgard?)

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    leftnutofjesus 10/15/2009 11:05

    i hate to say this, but i bet she’s about as good in bed as elizabeth taylor.

    probably sucks dick like a teething baby.

  10. avatar
    RemSteale 10/15/2009 11:05

    That made more sense in my head, I’m sure….

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    pepper 10/15/2009 11:06

    When did this happen?
    When she spent 60K on them.
    Very nice fake tits.

  12. avatar
    whatizdat 10/15/2009 11:07

    Ya gotta consider after all, her father is Donald Trump, fugly poppa, so at least she doesnt have a combover Rem

  13. avatar
    RemSteale 10/15/2009 11:09

    5th pic bottom row, she looks like a bit of a dozy cow

  14. avatar
    MHC2009 10/15/2009 11:22

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    Show Your Hometown Pride @ MYHOODCLOTHING.com
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  15. avatar
    Observer 10/15/2009 11:36

    Is this Trump’s wife? Daughter? Son?

    How can this possibly be interesting in the absence of flesh?

  16. avatar
    Mass 10/15/2009 11:38

    I always thought she was a class A hottie, she just never gets any press because she’s even less irrelevant that her father is.

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    Ted'sCelebrityNewsEmporium 10/15/2009 13:26

    Ron Bennington: “What was the title of her book?…I Was Born On Third and Thought I Hit A Triple”

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    The Narrator 10/15/2009 15:05

    She’s always had a huge rack. I heard if you fuck her and she doesn’t come out satisfied, she fires you.

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    entropissed 10/15/2009 15:40

    My penis would weep tears of joy (semen) all over this one

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    superman1960 10/15/2009 17:55

    when she does hustler she will finally admit shes a rich bitch and daddy pawning her off to a rich jewish investor. like parasite hilton that torpedo
    home i won’t touch at all been used too much.
    A PERSON LIVING IN NJ WHOS NOT FOOLED BY THAT
    EGOMANIAC GREEDY DYFUNCTIONAL FAMILY.
    a REAL MAN.

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