These pictures allegedly show Scarlett Johansson at some event for Moet and Chandon last night in Tokyo, so that flat chested girl needs to move so we can see Scarlett Johansson. If that’s Scarlett in the red dress, umm, did she have breast cancer or something? I know that makes me sound like a dickhead, but … okay I’m not sure how to backpeddle from that so whatever. What the hell happened to her rack? That thing was glorious. Her tits could have been covered in fur and they still would have been top 10 all time.
(she used to have tits and I can prove it. 13 more here. hq jump here. source for tokyo pics = flynet online)








Where
are
her
old
tits?
I
*sad penis*
miss
them!
<<< This can’t be the same girl.
That is not a flattering dress
Pic #7 is what it looks like when she is holding my monster cock.
DB, http://mytriggers.com/vintage-ducks-jerseys/search-html
its the douchbag ryan reynolds, he sucked the sexy outta her
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That….that can’t be Scarlett!!!
ABC’s newest mini-series –
ScarJo and LiLo star in a tender tale of disappearing and reappearing tits.
Tonight’s episode… “Magical Mammaries”
(Kanye West guest stars as Major Boob)
man it must’ve been pretty painful to have those suckers strapped down enough to fit in the dress.
which is weird because the dress looks a little big on her and the girls would’ve helped fill out the top.
ScarJo you need a new stylist.
That’s a hell of a lot of double sided tape action.
That dress is horrible…
CB007 (Real)….
…is right…..that dress is horrible…..I wish she would remove it while she is still worth looking at…..
I’ve never been a fan of ScarJo’s lumpy face….