10.21.2009 who the hell is that?

Scarlett Johansson Attending Moet & Chandon "Tribute To Cinema"

These pictures allegedly show Scarlett Johansson at some event for Moet and Chandon last night in Tokyo, so that flat chested girl needs to move so we can see Scarlett Johansson. If that’s Scarlett in the red dress, umm, did she have breast cancer or something? I know that makes me sound like a dickhead, but … okay I’m not sure how to backpeddle from that so whatever. What the hell happened to her rack? That thing was glorious. Her tits could have been covered in fur and they still would have been top 10 all time.

(she used to have tits and I can prove it. 13 more here. hq jump here. source for tokyo pics = flynet online)

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  1. Slaappy 10/21/2009 13:59

    Where

  2. Slaappy 10/21/2009 13:59

    are

  3. Slaappy 10/21/2009 13:59

    her

  4. Slaappy 10/21/2009 14:00

    old

  5. Slaappy 10/21/2009 14:02

    tits?

  6. Slaappy 10/21/2009 14:03

    I

  7. iwontrememberthis 10/21/2009 14:03

    *sad penis*

  8. Slaappy 10/21/2009 14:03

    miss

  9. Slaappy 10/21/2009 14:03

    them!

  10. SCUM 10/21/2009 14:04

    <<< This can’t be the same girl.

  11. Jean-Claude Van Douche 10/21/2009 14:05

    That is not a flattering dress

  12. SCUM 10/21/2009 14:06

    Pic #7 is what it looks like when she is holding my monster cock.

  13. SCUM 10/21/2009 14:09

    DB, http://mytriggers.com/vintage-ducks-jerseys/search-html

  14. TheOverrated 10/21/2009 14:12

    its the douchbag ryan reynolds, he sucked the sexy outta her
    http://youareoverrated.com/

  15. DB's Treasure 10/21/2009 14:14

    That….that can’t be Scarlett!!!

  16. SomeoneluvsU 10/21/2009 14:14

    ABC’s newest mini-series -
    ScarJo and LiLo star in a tender tale of disappearing and reappearing tits.
    Tonight’s episode… “Magical Mammaries”

    (Kanye West guest stars as Major Boob)

  17. DarkCherry 10/21/2009 14:14

    man it must’ve been pretty painful to have those suckers strapped down enough to fit in the dress.

    which is weird because the dress looks a little big on her and the girls would’ve helped fill out the top.

    ScarJo you need a new stylist.

  18. SuperB 10/21/2009 14:15

    That’s a hell of a lot of double sided tape action.

  19. CB007 10/21/2009 14:16

    That dress is horrible…

  20. Observer 10/21/2009 14:17

    CB007 (Real)….

    …is right…..that dress is horrible…..I wish she would remove it while she is still worth looking at…..

    I’ve never been a fan of ScarJo’s lumpy face….

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