Tara Reid made news last week when she stripped down (“ALL THE WAY” down according to Fox News and their caps lock key) for Playboys December issue, but rumor is that ‘Real Housewives of New York’ star Kelly Bensimon is also set to appear naked in that same issue. This could be a problem for Playboy, because it means 2 celebrities but only 1 cover. So how will they decide who gets it? Oh gee I wonder. I’m not saying some editor at Playboy went out of his way to arrange a series of blowjobs for himself, but I am saying I wish I had thought of that first.
(way more bikini pics of Kelly and Tara over here. hq jump here. source = inf daily and splash news online)
Bam!
wham
No thank you.
slam
Looking at Tara Reid helps my diet. I just barfed.
They already announced Marge Simpson… or was that November?
I think we covered these two ad nauseum last week.
Next!
Tara Reid Vs some older skank, who wins? Not us! Playboy SUCKS!
PS Phantom is this is something you could look forward too?
Is this the issue that’s dedicated to plastic surgery mishaps?
they both have play-dough tummies, so I guess in the battle of tits Tara wins?
From a nice big ass to a never ending drooping ass…
Scab nipples are the hot
In the banner pic, Tara has an ass crease in the middle of her thigh! WTF?
DD: +2
ugh, where does her ass stop and her thigh start? someone needs to sharpie a start and finish line
really? more Tara Reid posts? WTF? that ass is flatter then a 11 year old Vietnamese girl. Her stomach looks like the insides of my grandmothers vagina, and her tits are deformed like old rotten mangos….fuck her. and fuck npd.
DD - … with a forward by Joan Rivers.
This could be the issue that people really will buy for the articles.
no wonder it’s been so fucking quiet and uneventful in here. Tara Reid is poison.
Guest Editorial by Jocelyn Wildenstein
You guys can have these two C teamers