10.28.2009 why do you insist on keeping Lindsay from greatness

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Many people feel that the reason Lindsay is a complete and total fuckup is because her mom has spent the last 20 years telling her she’s perfect and brilliant and the people who criticize her are just jealous because Lindsay is so amazing and gorgeous and talented. You may be wondering if Lindsay truly believes all that.

Oh hey look she got a new tattoo.

Hmm. Yes, yes of course. Lindsay just wants to shine like the star she is, but she can’t because of us. For some time now I’ve suspected we were doing that and finally here is the proof. This must be why Lindsay is spending so much time with Ali, to save her from us. A Wednesday night in a bar with some tequila and smores or whatever it is alcoholics and little kids can agree on for the table is just what she needs to keep her on the road to success.

(image source = pacific coast)


(47) Comments

  1. Watt 10/28/2009 16:40

    Bitch is used to needles.

  2. Watt 10/28/2009 16:41

    NIGZ AND PIGZ EAT FIGZ WHILE DANCIN THEY JIGZ

  3. Watt 10/28/2009 16:41

    Go me!

  4. Watt 10/28/2009 16:42

    Watt sweeps the post in 4. Just like the yanks!

  5. LittleSpaceMonkey 10/28/2009 16:42

    She’s awesome.

  6. Watt 10/28/2009 16:42

    Five finger discount is lilos favorite sex move

  7. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 10/28/2009 16:43

    Nice tattoo you talentless whore. Now whip out those globes and butter them up because I’m going to ram my cock right through that tit gully of yours.

  8. J-Sausage 10/28/2009 16:43

    Nice little run Watt

  9. Watt 10/28/2009 16:43

    I got 4. All you need for the series

  10. whatizdat 10/28/2009 16:47

    somebody just hit her in the shitter with a steel rod please

  11. TheDocisback 10/28/2009 16:48

    <<Did someone say old pussy?

  12. TheDocisback 10/28/2009 16:49

    I just twinkled in my pants.

  13. TheDocisback 10/28/2009 16:49

    Why did DB turn me down?

  14. dirtydiane 10/28/2009 16:50

    nice cutting scars there, linz.

  15. TheDocisback 10/28/2009 16:51

    Pepper gave me a rim job.

  16. TheDocisback 10/28/2009 16:52

    SHOW YOUR COCKS NOW.

  17. Rokan 10/28/2009 16:53

    Doc,

    One of you needs a shave.

  18. TheDocisback 10/28/2009 16:53

    I don’t need leg warmers Rokan.

  19. Rokan 10/28/2009 16:58

    What about your balls?

  20. TheDocisback 10/28/2009 17:04

    They look like old tennis balls, old soggy tennis balls.

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