I’m gonna move all this under the cut because I already feel stupid talking about myself, I’m not gonna waste space on the front page for it. So hit the “read more” to read about the ad problems and the new layout and facebook and all that. Or don’t. Whatever.
Okay I probably should have done this last week, but I’m 10 levels past the maximum on the scale to measure laziness, and I’d hoped this would have been figured out by now. I know many of you are having trouble getting on to the page. You get redirected or some ad yells at you or whatever.
You have no idea how miserable it’s been since this started. I’m really sorry you have to deal with that shit. I assure you, this isn’t some plan of mine to annoy the readers and drive them elsewhere. Every thing that can be done is being done to figure out why this is happening. Naturally I assume the Chinese are behind it. So please don’t bail on Tyler just yet. This should be fixed soon.
But there is some good news: to thank you for your patience, I’m giving every one reading this 100 free Tyler Dollars! Spend them wisely!
In other site news, yes, Tyler has a new look. I deserve most of the credit for that because I hated the old dark layout, it was so dull, and so I stamped my feet and cried like a little girl until someone way way smarter than me did two months of work to come up with something new. Some things still need to be tweaked so please don’t freak out yet if you notice a problem.
One more thing about the site, this time about my facebook. I ran out of space to add new friends long ago and what I need to do is set up a fan page, but I haven’t yet because I feel like an idiot. What kind of an asshole sets up a fan page for himself? Like I’m so amazing, my “fans” need a place to congregate. Jesus Christ. I feel like some Tucker Max-type douchebag just saying that. What I might do though in the meantime is start deleting guys to make room for girls, and eventually just have all girls, and then just have all hot slutty girls. I’m sure you understand. Although to be honest I’m not on there much anyway, which is why I still have pictures of my ex girlfriend up (*). But I do need to be on there more, and will be from now on.
So I think that was everything. Now let’s turn that frown upside down and watch the clip of Aziz Ansari on Letterman telling a story about hanging out with Kanye. Every single thing that dude does is funny, and I’m not just saying that to back peddle from my earlier racism.
(*) -wipes away a tear. “Jeennnnaaa!”-