I’m gonna move all this under the cut because I already feel stupid talking about myself, I’m not gonna waste space on the front page for it. So hit the “read more” to read about the ad problems and the new layout and facebook and all that. Or don’t. Whatever.
Okay I probably should have done this last week, but I’m 10 levels past the maximum on the scale to measure laziness, and I’d hoped this would have been figured out by now. I know many of you are having trouble getting on to the page. You get redirected or some ad yells at you or whatever.
You have no idea how miserable it’s been since this started. I’m really sorry you have to deal with that shit. I assure you, this isn’t some plan of mine to annoy the readers and drive them elsewhere. Every thing that can be done is being done to figure out why this is happening. Naturally I assume the Chinese are behind it. So please don’t bail on Tyler just yet. This should be fixed soon.
But there is some good news: to thank you for your patience, I’m giving every one reading this 100 free Tyler Dollars! Spend them wisely!
In other site news, yes, Tyler has a new look. I deserve most of the credit for that because I hated the old dark layout, it was so dull, and so I stamped my feet and cried like a little girl until someone way way smarter than me did two months of work to come up with something new. Some things still need to be tweaked so please don’t freak out yet if you notice a problem.
One more thing about the site, this time about my facebook. I ran out of space to add new friends long ago and what I need to do is set up a fan page, but I haven’t yet because I feel like an idiot. What kind of an asshole sets up a fan page for himself? Like I’m so amazing, my “fans” need a place to congregate. Jesus Christ. I feel like some Tucker Max-type douchebag just saying that. What I might do though in the meantime is start deleting guys to make room for girls, and eventually just have all girls, and then just have all hot slutty girls. I’m sure you understand. Although to be honest I’m not on there much anyway, which is why I still have pictures of my ex girlfriend up (*). But I do need to be on there more, and will be from now on.
So I think that was everything. Now let’s turn that frown upside down and watch the clip of Aziz Ansari on Letterman telling a story about hanging out with Kanye. Every single thing that dude does is funny, and I’m not just saying that to back peddle from my earlier racism.
(*) -wipes away a tear. “Jeennnnaaa!”-
DAAAA ANGEEEEEEEEEELLS WIN!
hi!!!
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you: the gradual breakdown of the human mind.
I love our Fuhrer!
letterman does the worst segues.. always makes the guest look stupid.. like “enough of you we’re done here”
Well that’s really something, that I have no interest in watching.
You have plenty of time to fix this place. Starting Sunday, I will be sent to a far away place . I will be in exile for 30 days….sniff sniff.
What the fuck is up with all this exile and banishment talk?
You can’t type Mac with all caps. MAC, in computer terms, means something else. Both PCs and Macs have MACs, and if you don’t know the difference then you should never, ever touch a modem or router.
But you’re right with what you means to say. I’m on a Mac and have no idea what kind of problems you’re talking about. This page has always opened just fine for me.
Well, “just fine” assuming you MEAN to type illegible drivel that’s seemingly meant to please 12 year olds.
TMZ called. It wants its fuck-ugly dress back. Congratulations, the site looks like every other site now. I might quit. I might just goddamn quit this shit.
kinda what i was wondering, TITS…i guess some of the folks here make bets with each other over the “interwebs” and actually keep their end of the bargain? i mean, kudos on the integrity, i guess…but really? it’s the fucking internet.
in a nutshell, i miss zombie and hope he has some fantastic flame when he returns.
why does this site take so long to load bah!
is it the weekend yet ;[
What the hell happened to Zombie? He got exiled?
I guess I miss out on a lot during the day…
Nope, another hour for us hon
I would like to cash my 100 free Tyler dollars and get a blow job from one of your asian ladies.
Pepper. Yankees avatar. You can stay for 30 days!
TITS – Z is not exiled. he’s keeping to his own bet he made with pepper about his gf’s ass in the avi and blah blah blah. he’s gone til november (he’s got stacks to move)
Fuck the Yankees!
Fuck Steinbrenner!
And double fuck A-Rod with triple Fists!
You could just set up a fan page for the website as opposed to a fan page for you…or maybe that’s already what you meant.
Eh- either way, your groupies will only be grateful
i have never registered or commented before but i feel like i should now. don’t worry mr durden, no one is going to bail on you. you have been my fav website for years now and nothing is going to change that. those fucking hijacker programs suck and i have been dealing with it for awhile. keep up the good work and for fucks sake get your hands on some pussy shots of kristen stewart