11.18.2009 afternoon headlines

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WILL FERRELL - is the most overpaid star in Hollywood when looking at what he costs to hire compared to what his movies make at the box office. Ewan McGregor, Billy Bob Thornton, Eddie Murphy and Ice Cube round out the top 5. Which means I either misread something or Hollywood casts movies by randomly picking names out of a hat. (forbes)

NICOLE RICHIE - has checked into Cedars-Sinai hospital in LA for pneumonia. Did you know pneumonia is the leading cause of death for women? No not really. I just made that up. What is number 1? Does anyone know? And how can we make sure she gets that? (us weekly)

CARRIE PREJEAN - initially claimed she was 17 when she made 8 movies of herself masturbating for an ex boyfriend, but now it’s being reported she was 20 at the time. I can still pretend she was 17 though, right? I don’t think internet reports are legally binding. (radar)

KATY PERRY - went to the gym and then tried on some snowboard gear today in LA. Awesome, right? They should make a movie out of this.   (wenn and pacific coast)


(163) Comments

  1. dirtysanchez 11/18/2009 21:17

    <3 Katy Perry

    she’s so fucking hot :drool:

  2. The "Internet's Helpdesk" Tony Stark 11/18/2009 21:21

    I’m sorry was someone saying something, I was distracted.

  3. The Mildly Tanned Knight 11/18/2009 21:23

    Will Ferrell = Boring/unfunny/stupid

    Carrie Prejean being 20 at the time of her sex tape = AWESOME!!!

  4. Rusty Sanchez 11/18/2009 21:27

    Hmmm. If I was Katie Perry and I was dressed like that, I would walk everywhere backwards like a new inmate at the Federal penitentiary to keep all eyes off my backside. She’s a good looking chick with awesome tits but that ass does not look good in Spandex. Maybe she should consider the old sweatshirt-around-the-waist trick at least.

  5. Rusty Sanchez 11/18/2009 21:34

    Knight, what comedians do you find the most funny?

  6. The "Internet's Helpdesk" Tony Stark 11/18/2009 21:55

    Well since no one asked me, I’ll answer.

    Eddie Izzard is pretty damn funny.
    Ron White makes me laugh.

    But the comedian I find most funny is Lewis Black.

  7. Rusty Sanchez 11/18/2009 22:08

    That’s ok Tony, don’t be shy…

    I guess I should have narrowed it down to strarring role actor-comedians. Ron White and Lewis Black I don’t consider in that category although they are damn funny. Knight is not a fan of Will Ferrell and I was wondering who he liked that fell into a similar category. I like Will Ferrell a lot and I think the guy has come up with some brilliant stuff. I do however get that a lot of his schtick gets similar and yes gets stupid at times but look at Airplane The Naked Gun, Strange Brew and stuff like that. All “stupid” humor but funny shit.

  8. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 11/18/2009 22:23

    wow what a slow ass day it was here today.

  9. Admiral 11/18/2009 22:37

    <—- RAawwraahar.

    Carrie Prejean should win some type of award for being freakishly pretty. What I don’t understand is why she would admit to making a bunch of movies — did they leak out or something?

  10. Admiral 11/18/2009 22:41

    I agree Rusty, Will Farrel is a funny dude. I think he’s not really living up to his potential as an actor. He seems like he’s so freakin’ talented but everyone just wants to see him as a clown. I imagine it gets on his nerves.

    I vote Will Ferrel for the next Nolan Batman. Fuck Bale. He’s a fucking dude dressed in “bat” armor. How seriously can anyone really take that?

  11. The Mildly Tanned Knight 11/19/2009 02:45

    Admiral, her ex-boyfriend sold them. It’s just her on a web cam (or video camera set on a tripod) masturbating for him. There’s also a bunch of pics of her that she sent to him. It’s a pretty sleazy thing to do, but I’m not complaining (assuming they ever actually make it out).

    Sam Kinison is the funniest son of a bitch I’ve ever seen. I really like Jeffery Ross too (although Lewis Black is great as well). There isn’t anybody making comedies right now that I really like (except for maybe Rogen). The funniest movies over the last few years have been about the writers, not the famous comedians they stuck in front of the camera to save the movie. I think the days of a comedian just carrying a mediocre movie are over. But Ferrell is just lame. Everything after Elf and Ron Burgandy has been terrible (and virtually the same character over and over).

  12. RemSteale 11/19/2009 08:45

    The only Will Ferrel films I like are Anchorman and Stranger Than Fiction

  13. SsnakeOil 11/19/2009 09:15

    I’ve never seen a whole movie with Ferrell in it. I thought his SNL stuff was lame and what I’ve seen of his films has been lame, too. Mike Myers has been pretty funny at times, and Stiller is consistent, even though he often plays the same role.
    There, that’s about it for me today.

  14. Baphomet 11/19/2009 09:17

    Shit, Step Brothers was hilarious, “You know what’s good for shoulder pain? …if you lick my butt hole.”

  15. SsnakeOil 11/19/2009 09:22

    Okay, that’s funny.

    BTW, I don’t care what Rusty says, I like Katy Perry’s crap locker.

  16. RemSteale 11/19/2009 09:22

    Stiller is alright, but he should have swapped the roles in Tropic Thunder and played the greasy agent while McConaughey played Tug Speedman.
    Just didnt get Stiller as an action hero.

    And Starsky and Hutch was just criminal

  17. RemSteale 11/19/2009 09:23

    Its no worse than Joanna Krupa’s ass.
    And no-one presently here would really say no to either

  18. SsnakeOil 11/19/2009 09:27

    I was forced to re-evaluate Krupa yesterday, and after several hours of scrutiny I have decided that, yes, she’ll do.

  19. Baphomet 11/19/2009 09:28

    I’d take all of their butts, just line that shit up! …not pun intented

  20. Baphomet 11/19/2009 09:28

    *intended

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