It’s been mentioned before, but Nicole Kidman was originally cast and even did some filming as Brad Pitts wife in ‘Mr. and Mrs. Smith’. Then she got hurt, dropped out, Catherine Zeta Jones said no, and Angelina Jolie was cast.
‘Salt’ was written for a male lead and was about to film with Tom Cruise as the star before he had to drop out. Then Angelina said she would do it, and the producers pretended not to stare at her tits as they squealed with delight.
The point to this is that Hollywood is run by fuckin retards. Even though this bootleg ‘Salt’ trailer is in Russian, Jolie is perfect. Kidman would have sucked as Mrs. Smith. You don’t need to be a spy to kick her ass, you just need to be a sunny day. Tom Cruise is 30 inches tall. You could just throw a blanket over him, or take his gun and put it on the top shelf. Angelina however probably could kick my ass, mostly because I would cum in my pants while we were wrestling.
(picture source = wenn and splash news online)
Way to ugly her up.
Who’s watching her litter of pets while she films this?
Jolie is a ass lipped skank.
So you wouldn’t Scum?
Rusty, I said that same thing back when she adopted the little Maddox fuck.
this overrated cunt gets skinner and skinner everyday. She’s starved away her tits that helped make her famous. They prolly hang down by her knees anyway. they were already drooping in gia, flash forward 15 years + 2 kids later…. you can imagine.
Rusty, HELL NO. This fucking broad annoys me on so many fucking levels.
Dirt, is “skinner” the new hip lingo of combining skinny and thinner? Fukking edgy man.
Anybody that runs around the world adopting colored kids while perfectly good American white kids grow up without family should be draw and quartered. Or at least banned from the U.S.
DDM, are you saying you wouldn’t like to suckle on her baby kegs?
Lynard Skinner are some good ol boys. Gen u wine lynchin music.
I would like to strap Angelina Jolie to a chair and skinner shitty tattoos off one by one.
I don’t know. Maybe I’m just hung up on how she used to look (Lara Croft era). I must agree the hype, the bone bag, and the “look at me save the world” bit is very annoying.
The Lesbos can have her!
Zombie, let me make this clear….
FUCK YOU!
Understand?
red, i would sooner kick this bitch in the axe wound and pull out her ovaries with my big toe before my junk went anywhere near her blackened wizard sleeves.
Am I the only one amused that the cyrillic form of “SALT” looks like a stylized “COAT”?
you sonbitches don’t know shit about skynyrd. my senior high class song was Tuesday’s Gone…..in 2002.
so you can imagine why i fled that fucking place.
i’d rather let kim basinger shit on my chest, then knock all my teeth out with her frozen meat curtains than simply even make out with holie.
Lynard Skynard died in 1977, somewhere in Mississippi…..
I loved her in original sin