11.24.2009 angelina jolie hates obama

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For some reason one of the big stories today is a list of all the fancy Hollywood people who will be going to President Obamas first state dinner tonight. Suffice to say Angelina Jolie will not be one of those kissing the ring.

“She hates him,” a source close to Jolie tells Us Weekly.
”She’s into education and rehabilitation and thinks Obama is all about welfare and handouts. She thinks Obama is really a socialist in disguise,” adds the source.
But don’t expect to see her rally against Democrats on Fox News like her staunch Republican father, Jon Voight.
“Angie isn’t Republican, but she thinks Obama is all smoke and mirrors,” the source says.

I knew it. I knew Angelina was awesome. What happened to this country? We used to be awesome. Now it’s all rules, rules, rules. Stop. No. Don’t do that. Don’t watch this. You can’t say that. Don’t go over there. Just leave me the fuck alone. This is all gonna change once I build my underwater kingdom. From under the sea my plan will unfold and they’ll get a glimpse of my power. Now who’s giving the orders!

(i dont have any new jolie pictures, but to celebrate her awesomeness here are some hot older ones)


(56) Comments

  1. chubby chaser 11/24/2009 16:37

    that makes two . I hate obama.

  2. Slaappy 11/24/2009 16:37

    I’m a fistologist Angie so call me

  3. DB's Treasure 11/24/2009 16:38

    She hates him cause she can’t adopt him.

  4. chubby chaser 11/24/2009 16:39

    Two in one day.
    *wipes tears*

  5. Observer 11/24/2009 16:39

    NOW….I finally like her…….

    ….thought she “thinks” he’s a socialist?

    I guess nobody in Hollywood is smart……

  6. Sensei John Kreese 11/24/2009 16:41

    DB +1

  7. Observer 11/24/2009 16:41

    …..and another question Angie……

    ….when did Obama start wearing a disguise?

    …he’s a fucking commie…..and reasonably obvious about it as well…….

    Obama hides his socialism like Jenny Anniston hides her love for your husband…….

  8. RedRage 11/24/2009 16:42

    Wow, you guys hate Obame? Besides Texas it seemed like it was fucking hands around America for this guy during your election.

  9. RedRage 11/24/2009 16:43

    Obama…..

  10. Headly 11/24/2009 16:44

    “Obama hides his socialism like Jenny Anniston hides her love for your husband…….”

    Obs, that was one funny shot right there, dude…

  11. whatizdat 11/24/2009 16:44

    From previous thread:
    chubby one for you

    http://tinyurl.com/y85rsta

    sfw

    she prolly likes his 1/2 brother better

  12. Sensei John Kreese 11/24/2009 16:44

    She hates Obama because he got the Peace Prize and she didn’t.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnLqoRtUAVg

  13. Headly 11/24/2009 16:46

    Whatizdat…back titties?

    ::::throws up in trash can::::

  14. Observer 11/24/2009 16:46

    Thanks Headly….

  15. chubby chaser 11/24/2009 16:47

    RR, I may be fat and dumb
    however, I’m not stupid
    fuck this negro!

  16. SsnakeOil 11/24/2009 16:48

    Angie can have my piece prize.

  17. whatizdat 11/24/2009 16:49

    Sorry Headley

    This is why Angelina doesnt like the GOP

    http://tinyurl.com/yc5anw9

  18. chubby chaser 11/24/2009 16:50

    whatizdat , yes, that is my wife.
    your point?

  19. RedRage 11/24/2009 16:51

    What’s the betting line on if he’ll be a one term guy? Chubby, it’s not right to judge someone solely on the colour of their skin……

  20. DB's Treasure 11/24/2009 16:52

    Damn, whatiz, where the hell you finding these golden treasures!?!? You can see that chicks delicious sheriff’s badge and everything!

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