Despite all evidence to the contrary, there are a lot of really smart and creative people trying to work in TV and movies. But those people cost money, so instead the networks doom us to live with this army of reality show retards who aren’t smart, funny, insightful or attractive. At least AnnaLynne McCord has had enough. Page Six says…
McCord refused to be photographed with “The Hills” star Stephanie Pratt at an LA party Tuesday.
Nice. Good. I need an army of Space Monkeys like the real Tyler Durden. I’d give them all smoke grenades, and they’d go out and find someone like Nick Hogan or Perez or Spencer Pratt. Then they could set one of the grenades off and beat the shit out of them in all the confusion. Then disappear before the smoke cleared. Sounds awesome, right? Does anyone know how to get a Space Monkey army? I typed “army obey vengeance utopia” followed by my zip code into google but nothing came up.
Why is the media so stir crazy about this chick??? Yea, I’d fuck her till my dick could light Santa’s way, but she isn’t THAT hot.
annalynne needs to eat.
I jacked 4 times to this video.
http://tinyurl.com/ygwxz9x
DB 17:09 LMAO
Well, Chubby, if you’d leave her some once in a while, maybe she could eat..
She actually looks prettier when she doesn’t smile
And she does have some great hind legs, even for a thoroughbred
Now her I would do for only a 6 pack of Sierra Nevada and a Reeses Big Cup.
Pic 6, and I know it’s just the angle, but that broad with her looks like she has an atrophied leg
“Does anyone know how to get a Space Monkey army?”
First gather all the fried chicken and watermelon you can find, then get a couple of jugs of purple drank…
oh wait, you said Space monkeys.
…nevermind
I could watch this ALL. DAY. LONG.
http://www.angryduck.com/pictures/original/2009_09/how-to-walk.gif
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I’d fill her stomach with a high protein dickmilkshake
::sigh::
“Nick Hogan or Perez or Spencer Pratt. ”
Aren’t they all gay? WTF?
This chick is one of those girls that you can’t decide if she looks good or kinda weird in the light of day, but at 2:00 am when you’re half in the bag and she’s naked in a dimly lit room, you’d swear you’ve scored a 10.
I would throw Annalynne a cord.
I would just annalynne. that is all.
If she gained 15 - 20 lbs (all in the right places) she’d be BANGIN!
Deebs she’s bangin now.
She just needs to be bangin me.
Fucking a boney chick is awesome. Her ribs give you a dick massage
ugly as a sin! Every time she opens her mouth, i want to give her a carrot(and i dont mean “penis”, i’ve had to deal with teeth scratches before. no thank you very much, i would not like to have you floss your teeth with my pubis)
Oy she can unhinge her jaw like a snake and lick the underside of your balls while she tugs your cock with her throat.
Y’know, Oy, there are other ways to have sex without oral…