very bad is getting very worse for chris brown

By brendon November 06, 2009 @ 12:13 PM

Stuff about Rihannas GMA interview, which is uncut tonight on 20/20, should have been up yesterday but this is depressing. And part 2 this morning got even worse. Here she talks about what actually happened in the car when he started hitting her. And if that wasn’t bad enough, spell check recommends “rhinos” when you misspell “Rihanna”. That shit is racist!

Yesterday she admitted she did go back to Brown “eight or nine times” even after he beat her, but finally ended it because she was so embarrassed at the prospect of staying with someone who had done this to her.

There’s simply no way this could be any worse for Brown. If she had been cursing him out and saying she wants to kill him, he could say “I told you that bitch was crazy”. But here she looks heartbroken. Not because she got beat up but because she really loved him and now she can’t be with him. Brown is fucked. This makes him look even worse. His only hope was she would go on there and act like the black woman in Jerry Bruckheimer movies, the kind at a fast food counter in a sky blue church outfit and a big hat with feathers, yelling at the kid behind the counter about respect because they ran out of biscuits.

(32) Comments

  1. Zombie 11/06/2009 12:14

    Whoop that trick!

  2. Veracity 11/06/2009 12:15

    I’ll headline today’s news with my baby batter before I talk about this useless Jig

  3. SomeoneluvsU 11/06/2009 12:20

    Chris Brown should be knighted…
    and by knighted I mean struck on the head and shoulders with a sharp sword. (repeatedly)

  4. whatizdat 11/06/2009 12:20

    *yawn*

  5. The Original Lo Rider 11/06/2009 12:20

    Wow, that was a touching bost, “Br@nD0N”. If I had more time I’d join you for a weep. As it is, fuck this chick! Women that keep going back like she did are in bad need of being pulled from the gene pool and Chris Brown was just helping her out.

    OK, my ride to hell is here – back later

  6. Death to Finkle! 11/06/2009 12:26

    I’m in Miami, trick.

  7. oy 11/06/2009 12:26

    which goes to show you that the worse you treat women the better they treat you…..

  8. oy 11/06/2009 12:27

    ….what’s that thing in her ear?

  9. oy 11/06/2009 12:28

    the trick gets beat up badly and she wants him to be successful?! women are fucked up from the day they’re born…

  10. DB's Treasure 11/06/2009 12:29

    I’d give this wench bruises on her inner thighs

  11. Mike Hunt 11/06/2009 12:30

    Zombie wants to ride me like a rented mule.

    Hee Haw!!!!

  12. Zombie 11/06/2009 12:30

    I wonder if anyone ever did pilates on Octomom’s stomach?

  13. fukU 11/06/2009 12:31

    she looks hot , and that is a lot for me to say being that she is a negro.

  14. Death to Finkle! 11/06/2009 12:32

    We don’t tolerate racism around here, fukU.

    Alright. So, I can’t even keep a straight face typing that shit.

  15. VaginaOfParis 11/06/2009 12:33

    Sittin on tha toilet: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYW6C44zo24

  16. Watt 11/06/2009 12:33

    LET’S ALL BRICK ON A TIM TAM

    LAST ONE TO CUM EATS THE BISCUIT

  17. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 11/06/2009 12:34

    I thought we were done with Gizmo? PHAGGGGG!

  18. SinDs 11/06/2009 12:35

    man she sucks.

  19. Baphomet 11/06/2009 12:35

    Whoop-dee-doo Basil

  20. Sensei John Kreese 11/06/2009 12:35

    The sheriff’s near.

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