Cindy Crawford and her husband Randy Gerber spent Thanksgiving with George Clooney (48) and his Italian model girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis (31) at Clooneys palatial resort home in Mexico. They lounged around in a hot tub drinking champagne, the girls prancing around in bikinis and warming their golden skin under the gentle sun.
When my penis saw all this, he compared it to our Thanksgiving in a small town in Tennessee, then called me a loser and questioned my sexuality by asking if I was some kind of “fag”. Then he said, “put up your dukes” and challenged me to a fight for his freedom.
(image source = splash news online and flynet online)
doable!
“the old man wanted to fight me like fucking 30s style boxing……..talking about “Put up your fucking dukes…” and I’m like…..”I got no fucking dukes….”
WHy come no nudity?!
clooney’s just having fun at this point….
after about 3 martinis, he probably put down the “Escort Menu” and said,
“Um…yeah….I’ll take this one….with the last name that sounds like “Canals”….*snicker*”
whatizdat,
whenever you bring your ass over here, tell us who that is in the avi.
DAMN it, girl. I’d hit it so hard, concuss that pussy til penguin eggs fell out and she made me sit on them til Spring.
a little unrelated but I found a really cool site…www.hypeaddiction.blogspot.com
Being this baby looks fun! Good lip grip!
http://tinyurl.com/yhtzot6
RedRage…….
…..is that Photo-shop?
…I could swear that kid was on Enfamil……
So glad for tinyurl expander……
I like George Clooney, he’s living the life, banging models and making no excuses.
Cant see him settling down with 15 kids like Brad Pitt
Boooo RedRage, take a break. Horrible airbrushing job, and the tit looks like it’s centered in the middle of her chest.
Sorry Rokan, I know it’s close to lunch time and that was a little gross. Speaking of lunch, I’m starving! Wish I could go out and get a roti but I fucked my foot up yesterday.
http://tinyurl.com/yly2dwm
Z, I didn’t make the thing! I wish there were some real pictures of Shania like that, minus the baby.
Policia were called to a domestic disturbance at the Clooney palatial resort home in Mexico.
Sergeant Menendaz reported a foursome was in progress and apparently no one told George that Randy’s asshole was off limits.
Nice little piece of association RR.
RedRage, I know you didn’t make the photo but you thought highly enough of it to tinyurl it and post the link.
That’s why I suggested you take a break…. from posting so many dumbass pics.
These pictures in the post MIGHT have looked better…….
1.) without the guys
2.) with different chicks
3.) without the bathing suits…
Expect a Kardashian post at some point….
RemSteale…….
…what has Kardashian been up to?
…I hoping for a “Witches of Waverly Place” post real soon…….
Posting those photoshopped pics of her in a bikini, this time with the giant sister as well.
Sorry Z, I’ll take a break now.
http://tinyurl.com/yeawhku