‘High School Musical’ star Ashley Tisdale is in Mexico today, and sites like Tyler are pretty much obligated to post pictures like this, so I apologize. She’s so GD boring. She’s not ugly, she’s not pretty, her body isn’t good but it’s not awful either. She’s completely average in every way. I doubt I could even get an erection with this dull mess, and I’m a serial rapist who targets blonds. Oh crap, I only meant to think that, not type it. Anyone know how to delete a post on wordpress? Please email me right away if you do.
(source = flynet online and splash news online)
any bets on when she’ll boost up the boobs like she fixed her nose? lulz
Why do all these idiots go to Mexico? If I had money, you better bet your ass I wouldn’t be wasting my time in some dirty shit pit like Mexico. Hawaii is where it’s at!
Oh, and I would nail this wench so much they’d sell her uterus as cattle ground.
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We shouldn’t complain about Chubby’s attendance here on Durden. Every classroom needs a classmate to set the curve.
See here’s where I fundamentally disagree with you Brendón. The shear amount of force in which I’d plow this disney brats holes (all 9 of them) would leave her in an orgasm puddle dead in the ground from a stroke.
“and sites like Tyler are pretty much obligated to post pictures like this, so I apologize.”
Obligated? it’s your fucking site!?!? post what you want to. Why would you EVER post something you had to apologize for on your own site? ohhhhhh maybe cause you are a yes man now, and do what marketing tells you.
“ohhhhhh maybe cause you are a yes man now, and do what marketing tells you.”
I was going to answer you with something similar, Dirt, until I got to that part of your comment.
you all have a good evening, including you chubb. I must drink now.
To drink tonight, or not to drink tonight…
…that is the question….
I think I’d enjoy playing sit n spin with her
its a question of “what” not “if” haha ok im gone now have a good evening everone.
Damn DB thought you had a dry weekend?
Deebs question is not whether to drink its what and how much.
But you see I’m a damn alcoholic irishman.
Whatiz, this weekend did not have much drinking at all. But my Flyers are battling the Devils tonight and I wouldn’t mind throwing back a few brews.
Watt, you’ve convinced me; Molson Canadian it is! Tonight I’m pissin on something….perhaps myself.
I’m all for the advancement of drinking.
I bid a good morrow.
::shits pants; exits office waddling::
Enjoy man, should be a good game, nice choice for suds.
Catch you ass to mouthers later
Hockey night is the night to drink!
The reason these bitches go to Mexico is for Montezuma’s Revenge, that’s how they keep those sexy figures. Ya think some of them would realize Taco Bell and a prescription enema would be a lot cheaper, but these are some stupid people we are dealing with folks.
I’d take her home, but I’d have to kick her out of my race car bed at 35mph
This is the kind of chick you fuck to make people think you’re not gay (but oh god what if they find out the truth?)