11.12.2009 Brad and Angelina are breaking up again.

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The rumors about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie breaking up began two years before they ever met, and since then every magazine and paper have had 400 stories saying all they ever do is fight and this time Brad and/or Angelina have had it. Today Us magazine throws this on the pile:

(A new book) reports that “they’ve broken up so many times it would make your head spin.” It also claims Jolie “has a temper like a cobra”.
“They fight all the time about the kids - where to put toys, saying the wrong thing to a nanny, not cleaning up. Like cats and dogs.”

Adding to this is the Sun, who today says Angelina is planning on adopting again but this time without Pitt as the father.

ANGELINA JOLIE is planning to add to her six children with a Syrian baby - but has anyone told BRAD PITT?
A spokesperson for the INS in Washington D.C. confirmed that “only (Angelina’s) name was on the papers”.
A newspaper quotes a source as saying: “Brad has made it clear that six children are more than he can handle.

Tyler has 7 different photo agencies and none of them have any pictures of Pitt and Jolie together since a UN sponsored trip to Syria on October 2nd. Before that they were last seen together August 10th at the ‘Inglorious Basterds’ premiere. Twice in three months. Once for the UN and once for a movie.  Since Syria, Angelina has been seen with the kids in France, and Pitt has been seen with Maddox in New York, but they haven’t been seen together.

This proves nothing of course. Maybe the adoption will be good for them. It’s better she try to lure him with a new baby then by marrying him. Babies are easy. Divorce is ugly. You can’t just tie a marriage in a burlap sack weighed down by rocks and throw it in a river.


(60) Comments

  1. whatizdat 11/12/2009 17:38

    This is different but NO TITS

  2. J-Sausage 11/12/2009 17:39

    I like tits.

  3. whatizdat 11/12/2009 17:40

    Too bad we cant find them here J

  4. Watt 11/12/2009 17:43

    Angie must have a beefcurtain batwing pussy.

  5. whatizdat 11/12/2009 17:44

    How many rug rats out of her tribe have actually dropped from there?

  6. Observer 11/12/2009 17:47

    Where to put toys…….cleaning up……what was said to a nanny (i.e. rollover honey)……

    …..it must be so hard when you are living like multi-millionaires

  7. Observer 11/12/2009 17:49

    Truthfully……

    ….Brad could do better (i.e. younger)……

  8. buzzkill 11/12/2009 17:54

    uh….they went trick or treating together on halloween with the chicklits….

  9. whatizdat 11/12/2009 17:55

    I think I just heard Gramma Aniston come after reading this

  10. SCUM 11/12/2009 18:16

    Buzzkill, make like a bee and buzz off.

  11. Rusty Sanchez 11/12/2009 18:20

    My ass just made like a Scud missle and exploded

  12. SomeoneluvsU 11/12/2009 18:23

    Obs
    I value your sage advice on this situation.
    Several years ago, the lovely (ex) Mrs SomeoneluvU sat on a beach at sunset and told me she’d just die if we weren’t together….

    As I am writing this months alimony check, is it rude to ask her to maybe hurry up with that promise? (after all procrastination is just plain rude.)

  13. Mony Vibescu 11/12/2009 18:33

    When will she fornicate with a negro?

  14. Watt 11/12/2009 18:33

    Sue her for breech of contract.

  15. Watt 11/12/2009 18:36

    SWEEDISH FISH ARE MADE IN CANADA!

  16. Tito's Anal Adventures 11/12/2009 18:41

    Hate her. Rather fuck her husband but her.

  17. Watt 11/12/2009 18:46

    Then a caller from Detroit joins the two and admits to be openly gay. Prejean disconnects her microphone.

    “I’m a gay man and I love pageants,” the Detroit caller says. “I’m sure that you, Carrie, have got, you know, great gay friends that helped you possibly win. What would you give them as advice if they wanted to get married?”

    But by now it’s too late. Prejean claims not to have heard the question and refused to acknowledge the caller. King asked her to put her microphone back on, but she refused to do so and said, “you’re being extremely inappropriate right now and I am about to leave your show.”

    Is this bitch for real?

  18. Observer 11/12/2009 18:47

    SomeoneluvsU………

    …..I can’t imagine that the exercise of contractual obligations are ever “rude”……

    ….check to see if there was a clause for 3rd party assignment of your contract rights……..

    …..and use multi-interpretaitonal language when soliciting the third parties…….

  19. SinDs 11/12/2009 18:50

    you know that prejean sucks and she’s incredibly stupid. but like it or not the bitch is entitled to her own opinions and people need to let her people.

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