OK! magazine goes to newsstands tomorrow pinkly screaming that Britney Spears is all set to get married again, this time to her agent Jason Trawick. Also Kristen will be there for Rob.
Britney is telling friends she’s ready to marry her boyfriend Jason Trawick. And all it took was her boys’ blessing to convince her to move ahead with plans for her third wedding in five years.
“Britney said she does not have a doubt in her mind that she wants to spend the rest of her life with Jason,” a source close to the couple tells OK!. “She has already discussed marriage with him, and they are both excited about a romantic wedding.”
I don’t mean to be cynical but maybe Britney should cool her jets with the weddings for a while. She’s the worst possible combination, dumb and clingy. She could probably name more ex husbands than she could Presidents.
so it’s true when I hear, “I got fucked by my agent!”
I never thought I’d rather read a Gaga thread…
….until now
I want to cry, that was my first fist!!!!
Zzzzzzz
Anyone else see the “Deranged Miley Cyrus Fan Eats Her Own Cat!” link on the side? That sounds 4000 times better than any Britney-based* story.
*Britney prefers her stories basted.
Red: the worst part about moving was the culture shock. Utah is actually rather beautiful if you’re an outdoorsy type.
And yes its a good paying job. Also good benefits and very secure. Given what happened to our economy in 2008 I was lucky to get it when I did.
i really think THIS is the marriage that’ll work for her.
And Asians everywhere read about Miley’s pussy eater and say……yeah so?
My G.I Joe had a cooler hair style than this fucking goof. I wonder what it feels like to recycle K-Fed’s scraps.
Epic fail of chubby followed by epic win of chubb’s avatar
Watt: if you’re heading back to Oregon, make sure to take plenty of water in your wagon. (Things I learned from computer games, #35)
Bella: the “Y” is silent
Yeah and be careful crossing the river Watt! That bitch is tricky!
Watt, tell us more about your job.
God I miss Apple 1. Oregon Trail, Space Invaders, the good ole days.
Ya know who is HOT for her age? Heather Graham, 39 yrs old.
And Where In The World is Carmen Santiago? ….Never did find that whore.
The future ex-hubby looks kind of like Andy Samberg when he was Justin Timberlake’s partner in Dick-in-a-box and Mother fucker. Afternoon kids and nooooo way these two get divorced within two years.
Chubby Chaser’s droll and sublime comment FTW….
http://images.phun.org/phun/galleries/naked_celebrities/heather_graham_2.jpg
Heather has awesome funbags!