Britney Spears has been criticized in the past for her parenting skills, and as you can tell by these pictures of her in Australia today, seen in her room on the way to the pool with her kids and boyfriend Jason Trawick, those criticisms are 100 percent justified.
JASON: “Brit honey, wheres Jayden?”
BRITNEY: “Oh I lef’em over by that open window. He was dancin’ and jumpin’ aroun’ an havin fun. Is’he still there? What? Wadya say? Baby you gonna half’a talk louder, there’s this siren outside ana buncha screamin.”
(source = splash news online)


















To think….at one point she was the hottest piece of ass that ever laid on her back.
Shudders…..
When she was hotter than the surface of the sun I would have paid for pictures like these. Now? I don’t even bother clicking on the thumbnails. That says a lot. The less socks that need to be washed.
well i did ask for a bullshit post. I guess i cant be too upset about the bullshit we were given.
My definition of “changing into” must be off because all I see are pictures of her actually in a bikini and then like seven pictures of a kid.
I can barely get a semi from these pictures.
If the boyfriend isn’t buggering the kids…..
….then the mother is adequate……
….society MUST have standards……
You can’t leave a young boy by an open window!
MJ will Peter Pan that kid right the fuck up to his new Never Neverland!
Dirty Dirt Mcguirk…..
…well said……
where is my sugar baby?
It looks like those windows don’t open……
….if they did….the kids would have jumped by now…….
Not for nothing, but isn’t there something illegal about taking pics of someone when they are INSIDE the house? I mean wtf, they are clearly inside and have the windows shut. These fucking paps are disgusting. They are like peeping toms and shit. If i was famous and had the kind of money brittany has, i would find out who the fuck was taking pics of me INSIDE MY FUCKING HOUSE and break their fingers and knees.
I would still fuck her…..
….I just would not give the kids a piggy-back ride whilst doing it (this time)…….
Deebs save your laundry bill. Keep an empty 32oz gatoraid bottle handy
dirt, you’re forgetting this is the only publicity she gets anymore.
You really cannot function properly as a human-being with broken fingers and knee caps.
Watt, I’ll be damned if I ever keep a container filled with my own starch. It’s just not cricket.
really though there has to be some kind of law being broken here. Taking pics of an underage child without permission of the parents while they are in a private setting?
I can hear the Pap now:
“YES! YES! Pull it! Pull the string! Do it! What the fuck are you doing, you jackass? Your hand’s right fucking there! DO IT! DADDY NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF SHOES!
…and a better camera dammit, I know these shots are gonna come out all shitty.”
I used to fantasize about Britney on a regular basis. All of that went out the window when K-Fed entered
the pictureher vagina.not that i care about her kids in the slightest, im just saying…