brock lesnar is seriously ill, may never fight again

UFC news probably doesn’t belong on a page like this, but this is a big deal so I don’t really give a shit. If you don’t know, Brock Lesnar is a former WWE superstar and the current UFC heavyweight champion, and his fight this Saturday had to be postponed after he was diagnosed with mono last week. Now it seems things are much worse than that. The LA Times says…

Lesnar has been diagnosed with a “serious” illness and expects to be out of action for an extended period.
UFC owner Lorenzo Fertitta would say only that the organization is granting Lesnar’s request for privacy.
“It’s bad,” UFC president Dana White said. “It’s real bad. I am worried about it. I can’t really talk about it right now, but [Lesnar] is in rough shape.”

In another report, White said, “He doesn’t have cancer or AIDS or anything like this, (but) he’s got some problems.” In a third report, White says he, “is very very sick (and) will require major surgery.” Even with that, “There’s a possibility Lesnar will never fight again.”

This disease or whatever he has must be from outer space because Lesnar is an animal. I thought he would just call any virus a fag and then chop down trees with the side of his hand or something until his white blood cells kicked it’s ass. Frankenstein could ride a triceratops into a cage with Lesnar and 3 minutes later Brock would walk out wearing a dinosaur horn as a hat.