UFC news probably doesn’t belong on a page like this, but this is a big deal so I don’t really give a shit. If you don’t know, Brock Lesnar is a former WWE superstar and the current UFC heavyweight champion, and his fight this Saturday had to be postponed after he was diagnosed with mono last week. Now it seems things are much worse than that. The LA Times says…
Lesnar has been diagnosed with a “serious” illness and expects to be out of action for an extended period.
UFC owner Lorenzo Fertitta would say only that the organization is granting Lesnar’s request for privacy.
“It’s bad,” UFC president Dana White said. “It’s real bad. I am worried about it. I can’t really talk about it right now, but [Lesnar] is in rough shape.”
In another report, White said, “He doesn’t have cancer or AIDS or anything like this, (but) he’s got some problems.” In a third report, White says he, “is very very sick (and) will require major surgery.” Even with that, “There’s a possibility Lesnar will never fight again.”
This disease or whatever he has must be from outer space because Lesnar is an animal. I thought he would just call any virus a fag and then chop down trees with the side of his hand or something until his white blood cells kicked it’s ass. Frankenstein could ride a triceratops into a cage with Lesnar and 3 minutes later Brock would walk out wearing a dinosaur horn as a hat.
I want to frantically shave the pubis + attach a false nose + paint the eyes of a boar on Katherine Heigl’s vulva.
Breaking news: pumping yourself full of steroids for years then making a living getting the shit kicked out of you can be hazardous to your long-term health.
I remember some chicks in my high school sat out of school for the whole year cause of mono. Turned out they were just pregnant.
I’m guessing AIDS. That or some sort of Japanese butt-flu.
Yeah he’s got Lyle Alzado syndrome.
Liver failure.
Don’t be such a bumboy, Cock!
Remeber that mutant strain of STD that would kill all the idiots in hollywood I was asking for?
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funny thing, I don’t give a shit what happens to this guy.
That sucks. Lesnar was the only thing interesting about MMA. Every fight I see is a wrestling match, with both sides trying not to lose (I saw one highly publicized fight where they two fighter never through a punch in three round).
The most boring fucking sport EVER!
Prayers to Brock Lesnar. Everyone is hoping for an immediate recovery http://mixedmartialartvideos.com/brock-lesnar-vs-frank-mir-2-video-ufc-100/
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It’s clear that Lesnar is either on steroid or HGH or both. That will enlarge his heart and fuck up his liver. I’m betting he’s on a transplant list. He’ll never fight again.
It’s a shame, I would have loved to see a Lesnar Fedor bout. Lesnar may look like a big meat head, but he’s wickedly fast and I think the only person capable for giving Fedor a run for his money.
I hope he gets better because I really want to see him fight Shane Carwin.
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I HOPE the Vanilla Gorilla hasn’t been juicing. That would just hurt my heart.
That last sentence was too damn funny.
Watching UFC and WWE is like watching women’s mud wrestling only without the mud and the girls…
Fucked up.
My money is on an enlarged spleen (happens with Mono) or organ failure. Most likely the kidneys (from lupus) or a jacked up fatty liver need to be replaced. Some autoimmune diseases present like Mono. It does sound like he might be getting worked up for an organ transplant…that would keep him from fighting. His whole lifestyle would have to change to get accepted on the national organ registry. If it’s his kidneys, he’s on dialysis right now.
I think you can rule out a japanese ass flu and being a homeowner in virginia.