South African model Candice Swanepoel might be the big new star to come out of last nights Victorias Secret Fashion Show, and by that I mean, I think you can sort of see her vagina in this one. If you’re wondering if I zoomed in and made that one brighter, well then buckle the fuck up, because the answer is you’re god damn right I did. We really do live in an age of wonders, don’t we my friend.
(source = getty images and splash news and wenn and mavrix online)
There’ no snatch to be seen you bastard.
She looks like a rabbit. I would feed her my peter.
Is it just me or is that a significant lack of snatch in those pictures? He does know what snatch is and what it looks like, right?
I would let her eat my Frank N Stuff.
I miss snatch.
Frank N Stuff, chuckle…
I would go all Bruce Lee on her and give her a Fist Of Fury.
Snatch lover.
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Headly! Welcome back, man. I hope you enjoyed your time off.
Drummer, I’m a little late saying this but….you comeback with a mom joke? Christ, you’re not even worth it.
If this blonde put on 10 pounds in her thighs and ass then she’d be a goddess.
DB! How the hell are ye, boyo? The time off was grand, as they say in Ireland, but I’m now getting the shit kicked outta me at work for being gone for two weeks. It twoo me two days just to go through my goddam email. How are things in Philly?
She can Swan e on my poel any day of the week, I won’t even make her ask twice
“Twoo” is drunkese for “took”. And it’s also one of Lilli Von Schtupp’s declarations about the size of Sheriff Bart’s schvanz.
Philly? Nothing fantastic. I found out our city is in some major debt…but the bars are doing just fine, coincidentally ::shrugs shoulders::
Did you lay any pipe in some Irish clover out there???
Watt: You bring the promise of vaginas to the site. You insult my Durdenites. You promise my bore my people with Lilo anf Britney! Oh, I’ve chosen my pics carefully, NPD. Perhaps you should have done the same!
Brendón: This is blasphemy! This is madness!
Watt: Madness…? This is Durden!
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whatiz, out of all that talent you got in your avatar, I’d pick the 5th one in from the left as my favorite. She’s got some primo whale tail.
::kicks Chubby down the well::
Damn, Watt….I must say that that is a very pretty looking cock socket.
I did not, my man. I only saw one hot girl on the whole island - I suspect they were hiding them from me and my drunken hooligan buddies - and she wanted nothing to do with me. largly because of the aformentioned drunken hooligan buddies, who insisted on calling her “Coleen” and asking if she wanted to “grab my shillaleigh”. Fuckheads….
Interesting stat, NY haters: The Yankees have won more games in November (2) than the Nets, Knicks, Jets and Giants combined.
OMG are you kidding? when did Cirque De Solei/court jester costumes become alluring bedroom attire?
headly - the boys are apparently VERY concerned as to if you got laid on vacation or not…