11.05.2009 Dina on Lindsay: “She’d like, punch me in the face…”

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Radar has another Lindsay Lohan audio clip up today, this time from Dina Lohan (her mom) to Michael Lohan (her dad). This one is from September of last year, and here Dina says she tried to get Lindsay to go to rehab but Lindsay didn’t want to. Quick to give up at things, that was pretty much the end of that.

“You don’t even know what I’d go through trying to get her into, like, rehab and stuff. She’d like, punch me in the face, kick me out of the car…like you don’t know the shit I went through trying to get her an intervention by myself. It was very difficult. She’s really sad and really hurt and really…despondent. I told her not to go to L.A. at 18…she did. I couldn’t leave these other three to go get her and it was, like, a mess.”

It seems hard to believe that anyone who describes it as “like, rehab and stuff” really had any concrete plans for anything.  Especially when the person saying it is a 46-year-old woman. It sounds like they’re making it up. Even more so at the “she punched me in the face and threw me out of the car” point. It sounds like she was just flipping channels and came to a Steven Segal movie.  “Yeah she punched me, and so, then, I tired to explain, like, rehab (click) by drawing a painting on a cave wall (click) at the first Olympics.  But she was all like, ‘fuck you man. I want your badge and your gun right now.’ If I went snoopin around the Senator again she was gonna have me arrested.”

(122) Comments

  1. SuperB 11/05/2009 12:10

    Your fucking kidding, right?

    Your the parent…she’s the kid.

    IDOITS…the world is full of IDIOTS

  2. Mrs Tess Tickle 11/05/2009 12:12

    Why are we starting with this again today? Is there REALLY nothing else out there for us? Didn’t some completely unknown chick have a nipple slip that we can stare at like we’ve never seen tits before?

  3. RemSteale 11/05/2009 12:12

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhh……………..

  4. Just the Tip 11/05/2009 12:13

    I had a cat like that once. Never wanted to go to the vet either. It’d scratch & claw, hiss, and bite…

    Simple fix though: I FUCKING KILLED IT!

  5. Zombie 11/05/2009 12:13

    I’ll go ahead and say it before Dirt gets here…

    ENOUGH WITH THIS FUCKING CUNT!

  6. RemSteale 11/05/2009 12:14

    Just one batch cut with drain cleaner, thats all it would take……

  7. Watt 11/05/2009 12:16

    Seriously the whole lohan family needs to cut a few veins out.

  8. DB's Treasure 11/05/2009 12:16

    Zombie, (from before)

    I wasn’t on Facebook after the game last night. I just saw all the updates this morning when I signed on. Big difference. It’s pretty impressive that you remember how I gave up NHL ‘10 to cook dinner for my gf. Shit, I forgot all about that.

    Ssnake, (also from before)

    I know there’s plenty of dicks out there, but I thought once your team wins a world series you’d be cheering them on instead of looking for another place to stick it to the opponent fans. Last year I was too busy lifting my glass to every player on the Phillies ball club to spend one second hating on any of the Rays or their fans.

  9. RedRage 11/05/2009 12:16

    Like ah, you know, like parenting isn’t always easy like, I tried to you know like, get her in like treatment you know, like………………….. FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!

  10. Just the Tip 11/05/2009 12:17

    In Linds’ defense… she did think she was punching her Mom in the cunt.

    IT’S SO EVIL!

  11. whatizdat 11/05/2009 12:17

    Waste of life, water and column space

  12. RemSteale 11/05/2009 12:18

    Just remember Linds, vertical cuts, not horizontal

  13. SuperB 11/05/2009 12:20

    You were too busy being drunk driving around Manyunk honking your car horn, Deebs….

  14. DB's Treasure 11/05/2009 12:20

    Rem, I’m diggin that avatar, amigo.

  15. DB's Treasure 11/05/2009 12:21

    Well, yea…that too, SupB

  16. RemSteale 11/05/2009 12:21

    hihosteverino.deviantart.com, Deebs, check out his gallery

  17. J-Sausage 11/05/2009 12:21

    Seriously, enough Lohan. This is boring bullshit.

  18. SuperB 11/05/2009 12:21

    Freaky Friday was on last night, and Linds actually looked good….its amazing just how downhill and disgusting she has gotten so quickly

  19. Watt 11/05/2009 12:23

    Thick girls look better

    Coked bitches are nasty

  20. SuperB 11/05/2009 12:23

    Ohhh Remmie

    Love this one

    http://hihosteverino.deviantart.com/art/Cowgirl-119711470

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