This story is a real roller coaster. This morning an audio clip was released, a tape of a phone call, and on it you could hear Lindsay Lohan crying uncontrollably and saying things like “no one cares about me.” Her dad was the one who released the tape, all part of his wildly confusing plan to get her off drugs. But here’s the thing, as you can tell by this post and the wallpaper picture on her twitter, Lindsay has never been better, and it turns out that her dad is the one who is a loser.
My fathers such a loser & those recordings are from years ago. To release personal things is foul enough, but to edit them. I used to think that he needed the book for dummies on learning how to be a father. Haha-he’s needs the book for dummies on HOW TO BE A MAN.
And there was even more good news for Lindsay in the post just under that.
Ahhh spa’d it up all day* much needed pampering
Mmm, yes. “Much needed” indeed. And “well deserved” she could have also said. Poor Lindsay. The sweet little lamb just works herself to the bone. And unless you count 2004 until today, when was the last time she’s had any time off?
Does it count if I’m first after hours?
I could really rack up an impressive streak here, but I’m pretty lazy and that sounds like work.
Speaking of racks, I don’t see any in the post. That qualifies as a “fail”.
wtf, i thought her official myspace was http://twitter.com/sevinnyne6126
it’s even got the VERIFIED! logo and shit
I’ll pamper her with a kick to the taint!
I found a hot place, you should try it ____ http://www.diamondsingle.com____ a great place for successful man to meet young and beautiful woman…..First I can’t believe,then,I signed up there. I got many friends with millionaires,sexy girls and so on….I want to share with you
Who cares what an EX-CON have to say.
Can they look into his back taxes?
go yanks!
I once read that a man, in a fight, tries to belittle a woman… a woman, on the other hand, tries to emasculate a man. This is usually the kind of stupid fight that lovers go through, or husband and wife.
baseball is for f a g s.
Blah blah blah. I’d still love to spend the night with her.
All right Angelove, why don’t you take an hornets’ nest and shove it up your ass!
na na na na
na na na na
hey hey hey
goodbyeeeeeee
Ola,
Ass-munchers.
What a day,
I see Carolyn finally had enough brains to setal an avi of mine.
How pathetic is that. I’m assuming you guys are smart enough to check the #’s.
Looks like the Yankees in Six.
Wattstradomus knows all.
Congrats, Watt. Not over yet, but Rivera is coming in soon. Unless the Phillies pull off 2-3 this inning . . . I think you know what’s going to happen.
Oh, wow its good to hear that Lindsey is okay. I almost cared for a second there.
This is my facebook account to those who wants to hook up with a jewish princess.
ROKAN’S STATS VIA MYSPACE:
(///_~),ROKAN LOV3R ’s Details
Status: Single
Here for: Dating, Friends
Orientation: Bi
Hometown: Tokyo, IL
Body type: 5′ 6? / Average
Ethnicity: Latino / Hispanic
Religion: Catholic
Zodiac Sign: Leo
Children: Someday
Education: Some college
Occupation: 4 you anything
Income: Less than $30,000
(///_~),ROKAN LOV3R ’s
http://www.myspace.com/homer0986
Hi Carolyn,
You’ve made me very popular.
Do you know that with your help I am more visible than almost anyone on the site, and your constant attention is actually really helping me make more friends, cause they all think about how they would hate it if some deranged girl stalked them. I get lots of e-mails. Lots!
Do you think that you make it harder with your beautiful, fake avi’s or when you steal one of mine? Hmmmm . . . . . ? I don’t know.
Something to think about.
Thank you, anyway.
You complete me. Please don;t ever stop.
Love, Rokan. XOXOXOXOXOXOXO
That’s ok sweety, …stay with me awhile, …i’ll make it all better. …hell yeah