false alarm everyone. lindsay is doing great.

This story is a real roller coaster. This morning an audio clip was released, a tape of a phone call, and on it you could hear Lindsay Lohan crying uncontrollably and saying things like “no one cares about me.” Her dad was the one who released the tape, all part of his wildly confusing plan to get her off drugs. But here’s the thing, as you can tell by this post and the wallpaper picture on her twitter, Lindsay has never been better, and it turns out that her dad is the one who is a loser.

My fathers such a loser & those recordings are from years ago. To release personal things is foul enough, but to edit them. I used to think that he needed the book for dummies on learning how to be a father. Haha-he’s needs the book for dummies on HOW TO BE A MAN.

And there was even more good news for Lindsay in the post just under that.

Ahhh spa’d it up all day* much needed pampering

Mmm, yes. “Much needed” indeed.  And “well deserved” she could have also said.  Poor Lindsay.  The sweet little lamb just works herself to the bone.  And unless you count 2004 until today, when was the last time she’s had any time off?