NEW MOON - is already breaking records. The ‘Twilight’ sequel made $26.3M when it opened this morning at 12:01a.m. There were so many fat girls concentrated in so few spots, the mass pulled the moon 10 miles closer to America. If there’s a tidalwave, I’ll get you for this, Fatties. (variety)
JON GOSSELIN - entered into a secret business deal that is a clear violation of his TLC contract. This could be the, “smoking gun that will doom Jon in the breach of contract action brought against him by TLC”. To make this story even better, sharpie over all the words except “Jon Gosselin” and “smoking gun”. Ahhh. This is nice, isn’t it. (radar online)
DEMI MOORE - went on twitter yesterday to deny she was photoshopped for the cover of W magazine (this), despite the fact that her left hip doesn’t even remotely line up with her thigh. But one picture that is fake is the one claiming to be my senior portrait, with me playing the clarinet next to an iguana on a pedestal. That could really be anybody. At least anybody with a shirt saying “Brendon has Senior-itis”. (twitter)
MIRANDA KERR - was almost forgotten about. Because she’s kind of boring. But then I saw one of her pictures and was like, oh yeah, Miranda Kerr. That was a good story, wasn’t it. (source = splash and wenn)
First? Splendid!
I just…
http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/9788/southparkvv.png
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so many pictures and non worth a boner.
Bahahaha! That’s awesome, Deebs. I heard about that one but missed it.
I like turtles.
True, Chubs, but at least it’s not motherfucking Jon and Kate or Rihanna/Cris Brown. I’ll take the VS girls over that bullshit all day long.
How do you ‘like” them, Sensei? In an “eat” way, a “pet” way, or a “They give me a raging boner” kinda way?
I’ve already seen “Moon” three times today……
I like turtle soup, can’t say they gave me a boner.
If they give you a boner, it puts a whole new spin on the name “Red Eared Slider”
Headly,
Like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y
The movie was actually released at 12:01pm. All the fatties blocked out the sun
Chubby, do you have any idea how repulsed these ladies would be at the sight of you? They’d mistaken you for a Star Wars theme covered bean bag, then when you slowly awoke out of your Swedish Fish coma they’d scream and run. You, of all people, should be happy just being able to fuck your own folds, let alone talking to these chicks face to face.
so i guess today was Victoria secret day huh?
Nice, Sensei. That kid’ll grow up to be a senator.
You got it, Dirty. Nice pull with the Lacy Underall avi.
DB’s Treasure , you cheap fucking JEW, just buy Scum the t-shirt and shut the fuck up. I have a heard of women that love me for what I am.
Hey DB, what ever happened to (P)Rick? You guys kill him, or something?
I can hear Chubby’s eggroll fed fingers blasting away on the keyboard from here…
Headly, he ran off to that Perez Hilton site. No one’s really heard from him since.
Chubby, is calling me a jew supposed to make me pissy or something?