I’ve never punched a woman in the stomach before, but I shouldn’t brag because I’ve also never been within striking distance of Lady GaGa. Those two facts are almost certainly related. That she’s friends with Perez makes her punchable all by itself, but even without that she’s annoying like no other. She wore this “look at me everyone!” crap to the ACE Awards last night in New York, and she’s so ugly in real life it’s now proven to be fatal.
… her arrival made a photographer at the event pass out while standing on a ladder causing him to fall to his death. This was an accident but still a shock to the world of the photographers.
I don’t ask for much, but I really hope my death isn’t related to Lady GaGa in some way. I’d rather have my friends and family find me naked in a noose with gay porn on the TV and a chair leg shoved up my ass than to have ‘poker face’ playing in their head whenever they think of me. I’m sure they would too.
(story and picture source = fame)
Fist?
Nigz!
lol she’s ALWAYS killin it.
She looks like a character from the upcoming Terry Gilliam film.
it’s a shame Gaga didn’t fall off that ladder…
a DAM shame.
she’s just fabulous. i mean you don’t wear a fucking pants suit to pick up a style maker award.
although from the front looks better than from the back.
There seems to be a few variations on how to spell her name correctly in this post…
Its a shame he didnt fall off the ladder onto Lady Gaga……..
If our purpose here is to make fun of celebrity culture because it has an undeserved stranglehold on the American psyche and celebrity photographers are purveyors/perpetuators of said celebrity culture, then shouldn’t this death be cause for celebration? Cheers, Gaga.
only words out of that i got, ohm…
“stranglehold on Gaga”
Maybe we can finally declare open season on papparazzi??
Britney in a deerstalker carrying a 12 guage on Hollywood Boulevard.
Paris Hilton wielding an axe down 5th Avenue…..
In the past many people have done the shocking outfits bit. Ziggy Stardust, Klaus Nomi, Bjork, Prince, and George Clinton all dressed as shockingly bizarre freaks. The big difference is that they wrote and played quality music and put time and effort into their music. Gaga writes or has shitty pop music written for her. I would give her maybe a shred of respect if she spent just a little more time on her music, and less time on her “style” and her “shock value”.
that’s not a pants suit. it’s her fucking underwear
don’t they teach you losers the difference in “fashion school”?
fashion school. That’s something that ought to survive a recession…
This isn’t fashion. This is attention whordom taken to a new level. If you know you are dog’s ass ugly, dress like a freak in some ridiculous ass shit that no one in their right mind would leave their house wearing. They will focus on your clothes, not the hideous face that is usually covered with some desperately shocking get up.
Rem, are you up to date on the Dexter episodes?
oh and I fully approve of this post and give NPD props for making with the mean and funny this morning. kudos.
McGirk, Ziggy Stardust is not a real person. FYI.
Cali: Hopefully your costume was better than this
I havent seen this weeks one Zombie, I only downloaded it last night