11.23.2009 hahaha, fatty fell down!




Hahaha, you suck Jennifer Lopez! It took an embarrassingly long time to find a quality download for this and then to cut and resize and host it, but it was time well spent to see Jennifa Yopez fall on her fat ass at last nights American Music Awards.

It really tells you what a tub of shit she is that the big acrobatic dance move was to jump off someones back. What does that even prove? That she’s aware of gravity? Big fuckin deal, so am I. Why even risk it? It can only lead to disaster. If you fall down, this happens. If you land on your feet, who the hell cares? Human beings are supposed to be able to hop three feet (with someone helping you, btw) without landing like someone pushed a newborn giraffe onto a frozen lake.

(54) Comments

  1. Grossepic 11/23/2009 11:33

    Yea, I caught that. Did you see her wiggin’ out on her way offstage? The cameras caught that tirade too….rofl!

  2. Boba Fett 11/23/2009 11:33

    Morning all!

  3. Boba Fett 11/23/2009 11:34

    Hey, who was it that had 583 yards with Bo Jackson on VirtualNES last week? I need to curse your name! I’ve been addicted ever since.

  4. SsnakeOil 11/23/2009 11:35

    That was DB.

  5. SsnakeOil 11/23/2009 11:37

    From Miranda Kerr’s ass to JLo’s, eh?

  6. Watt 11/23/2009 11:37

    Too bad ZNN reported this like 15 minutes ago.

  7. Boba Fett 11/23/2009 11:38

    Curse you DB! :)

  8. .robert 11/23/2009 11:38

    You know she fired someone for not keeping her fat ass off the ground.

  9. RemSteale 11/23/2009 11:40

    Of course she fired someone, that’s what fat prima donna cunts do when they fall on their overly padded arses

  10. Bella 11/23/2009 11:41

    I always suspected she’d bounce…..

  11. Zombie 11/23/2009 11:41

    Yea, I caught that. Did you see her wiggin’ out on her way offstage? The cameras caught that tirade too….rofl!

    I saw it Grossepic. She was yelling at the people around her because she knew she just humiliated herself on national television. It made my day more than seeing the Steelers lose to the Chiefs.

  12. SomeoneluvsU 11/23/2009 11:41

    On the bright side, with an ass the size of hers, she could fall from a 10 story building, land on her ass and bounce back to the 9th story balcony.

  13. Watt 11/23/2009 11:43

    I’m shocked she didn’t drop through the stage like those anvils do in loony toons

  14. whatizdat 11/23/2009 11:44

    “without landing like someone pushed a newborn giraffe onto a frozen lake.”

    Made me laugh for a change

  15. RemSteale 11/23/2009 11:45

    Well, I guess the theme of the day is arse??

  16. Watt 11/23/2009 11:46

    So I found an episode of californication on my desktop the other day. I couldn’t figure out why because I don’t watch the show.

    Then I saw why.

    http://img8961.cl1.imagevenue.com/images/loc362/58022_Eva_Amurri_-_Californication_122_362lo_122_362lo.jpg

  17. Zombie 11/23/2009 11:46

    The most ridiculous part of the AMAs was that they gave Michael Jackson 4 awards just so he would break a record for winning the most awards in history. How the fuck do you win “Favorite Pop/Rock Artist,” “Favorite Pop/Rock Album,” “Favorite Male Soul/R&B artist,” and “Favorite Male Soul/R&B Album” when you haven’t put out any music in over a decade? BULLSHIT.

  18. Al Bundy 11/23/2009 11:47

    Her first movie career flopped………she then hooked up with P-Diddy and let him bang her to help her musical career. Then when her musical career flopped, she leeched onto Ben Affleck hoping that being with him would help ressurect her movie career. Of course we all know how that huge implosion turned out. Now she’s back trying to re-start another attempt at a music career (which will no doubt flop again).

    I seriously expect to see her doing Broadway next.

    Why can’t she have fans like Selena did ?

  19. whatizdat 11/23/2009 11:47

    says Im forbidden Watt

  20. Watt 11/23/2009 11:49

    Lady Gaga is an illuminati puppet:

    http://vigilantcitizen.com/?p=1676

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