Hollywood is filled with drug addicted fuckups, sexually repulsive perverts and soul-crushing hacks, and that’s just Brett Ratner, but this isn’t about him. It’s about the exact opposite of him. Johnny Depp. I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone say anything bad about Johnny Depp, ever. He’s talented, he’s quiet, he chooses interesting movies, he even tipped a waiter $4000 in June.
And now he’s been named People magazines 2009 Sexiest Man Alive. He won this prestigious award in 2003 as well. He better not rest on his laurels though. I’m moving back to LA next month, and I plan on making the rounds. There’s no doubt I’ll win this for 2010, the only question is, can I be the first to three-peat?
Shave that fucking dirt lip already.
Not first.
christ he’s extremely air brushed in that photo.
I assure you I don’t care.
Shave that fucking dirt lip already.
Dirt, what is your fucking hang up on people with facial hair? You’ve already admitted that you have a full Bob Vila beard yourself so quit being so damn hypocritical.
is it just me or does EVERY picture of douche bag from twilight look like he’s a god dam mongoloid? Is he trying to look like a brainless fucking moron? if so he’s doing a great job.
Sexiest Man Alive married to Ugliest French Whole Alive
Zombie, your ability to retain factual information about commenters on this site is borderline obsessive. Do you have a dossier and file folders for all of us?
Dirk has a beard
DB drives a jeep
Pepper works here.
So and so’s myspace page is this…
ect…
I saw him at a premier in London. He was small, scrawny and orange.
Pot meet the fucking kettle. Did you even think that through before posting? You still didn’t answer my question, Vila.
It’s Mr. Vila to you.
to answer your question, I have no hang ups with facial hair on people other then the dirt lip or the solo mustache. It’s outdated unless you are some fucking hipster and have a flop hair cut or molest underage children on the weekends in the back of a van. The solo stache is ridiculous if you are under 40. Now go add that to your file folder on Dirty Dirt, Mr Tom Tucker.
I have a Wolverine beard.
No it’s Miss “Wahhh I like to whine about every little post on this pathetic site yet I still spend 40 hours of my life per week here. Hey there’s a guy with facial hair, let me talk shit about him as I comb the snot out of my own beard” McGirk to me.
I have a Johnny Depp beard, although slightly thicker and neatly trimmed
Porn staches never go out of style.
Hey, in regards to the chick in the precious thread…
…it looked like she has a flat ass but in this pic her ass looks glorious…what gives??? Airbrushing, I assume.
http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/11/joanna-krupa-has-some-free-time-now/jk22/
Zombie, you really are the wittiest guy on the internet. I don’t understant how you haven’t been recognized as the most amazing man on the planet. Zombie 2012! whooooo hoooo!!!. You school me every day and i go to bed at night crying myself to sleep wishing i was half the mustache err i mean man you are.
I glue pubes on my face.
Yes of course Dirt, the trimmed solo stache is outdated but the Paul Bunyan lumberjack bum look will never die!!! Go fist yourself, you fucking charlatan.
Oh and, harassing me for having a memory term that spans longer than a week makes me look real dumb. Keep up the good work scholar, I’m hiding in utter shame over here.