The famous Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show was held in New York City last night, and Heidi Klum is fantastic looking but she’s not exactly 19 anymore, and she gave birth to her fourth child just 6 weeks ago. So many kids have come through her vagina you’d think Disneyland was on the other side.
Point being, they can’t exactly whore her up like they used to, so her pictures are a little disappointing. They should replace her. A logical choice would be my beloved Kimberly Phillips (nsfw playboy pic here, facebook here). You wouldn’t have a car show with a 2003 BMW headlining would you? No, you’d have what’s next. This is the same thing, except maybe worse because I could still at least hump the BMW.
(FASCINATING SIDE NOTE - someone from playboy who was at the shoot emailed to say that the book Kimberly is reading in this nsfw picture is ‘Rant’. By Chuck Palahniuk. Author of ‘Fight Club’. Which stars Tyler Durden. Oh, I know right? This hot skinny bitch is so perfect she probably tastes like strawberries and can move things with her mind too.)
(picture source = getty images and playboy cyber club)
i want adriana lima
and i dont care if she just had a kid!
yeap! twice in one day! fisty fist fist btw
i should go to work……soooooo i am out to lunch then
you should read rant. that book is fucking nuts.
This chick I met a while back sent me a picture text last night. When I first received it, it read “You have received 1 picture message from Krystal”, so I’m thinking fucking A maybe she sent me a nude pic. So I open up the text and it’s a damn forwarded chain letter about the little 5 year old girl Shaniya Davis that was sold as a prostitute by her mother and found dead on the side of the road in NC a few days ago.
WTF? What made this bitch think I wanted to participate in this crap? “Send this to everyone in your phone and good will come your way” my ass. It even had some sappy little song about angels playing in the background. Talk about a disturbing buzzkill.
She sold her 5 year old daughter as a prostitute??
I’m out of here, that ranks up there with that story about the father who ate his sons eyes.
Human race is fucked up…..
Zombie, you could have replied with…”Yea, and you’re next”.
5 year old prostitute……
….did they pay her in Polly Pockets?
…doesn’t sound like a wise business investment……
Zombie…….did you text back your credit card number………
….I wouldn’t …..I’m sure the kid won’t need college money now……and the mother’s probably an auto-didact…
What the fuck? Did she fart feathers or some shit?
I think she farted some shit, JTT
I’d text her back the link to this site……
…ask her if she needs your help to join…..
http://www.missingangel.org/main-angel.htm
I sent her back this animated gif I had stored. It shows a hand stroking a Wii controller in front of a TV. On the TV screen there is a guy giving some girl a money shot all over her face. After about 3 seconds the gif stops and it say “The New Wii Game” across the phone.
I think she took the hint that I didn’t give a shit about the chain letter.
Hey Deebs…..
….I just sent you a “Facebook” friend request because Facebook said we have “friends” in common……..
…..Facebook required me to type the following before making the request…
….”Diverted” “Ficial”……
……seems Facebook knows you very well…..
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