I like Radar Online more than TMZ because Radar doesn’t blatantly steal content from me like TMZ does, so I’m glad they’re the one who got this exclusive audio of Lindsay in the middle of a complete break down.
This clip of her on the phone comes from her dad of course, who says he’s releasing this as proof of Lindsays fragile mental state. It’s somehow supposed to persuade her to go to rehab, although it’s not clear how piling more pressure on someone already on the edge helps in any way. If you were standing between a big mean bear and her cub, Michael Lohan would say, “okay now whack the bear cub with a stick. Okay now call it a fag. I think this will help.”
As the tape begins, someone says “Go to sleep bitch. Die motherfucker die.” But that’s because I left my iTunes on and the Em song ‘Go To Sleep’ was playing. Once I turned that off, Lindsay says,
“I’m not someone who is gonna go to someone else when they’re like, constantly (inaudible) the only person that they’re there for and that’s not what I have, and I want to so much.
(after this she cries uncontrollably for about 5 seconds)
“Just ‘cause they’re caring more than the other side. And so mommy says that I’m like you were, and then she’s like, defending, and so she says to me on the phone, she doesn’t back me, she doesn’t stand by me.”
(after this she again cries loudly)
Why?
Why?
I’m fine.
No one cares about me. They don’t by the way. No one cares about that much.
It’s never about that. It’s about how they feel, not how I feel.
No, it’s not about me. It’s never about me. Unless I fight for it.
To be honest I have no idea WTF she’s talking about. When someone is crying uncontrollably on the phone it’s hard to know what they’re trying to say. At least that’s what girls tell me after they turn me down for a second date and I beg them for another chance. Don’t do this! I can change! Please … I love you!
Fist is it?
REALLLY? Are you posting about this waste of flesh and oxygen ONCE AGAIN!?!?!?!
or This is Fist?
how bout instead of lohan posts, YOU FIX THE FUCKING COMMENT SUBMIT APP!
This is what I got out of this babbling
“Whaaaaaa I got to do porn now, whaaaaa”
I am hoping she dies. For real. We lost some good entertainers this year, now lets loose some we never wanted in the first place. I honestly believe the world wil be a better place without her in it.
Dirt, I wasn’t implying you should go design your own avi. I honestly don’t think you have the attention span to even open a illustrator application, let alone be able to use it. What I meant was you followed the trend of using demotivational posters as avatars instead of finding something different. Keep talking shit and I’ll burn your fucking eyes out like that little boy singer in Slumdog Millionaire.
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Z, you are the man because
A: you watched Slumdog millionare.
B:you know how to use photoshop at a basic enuff level so that you convince yourself the shit you make looks good.
Honestly, you watched Slumdog Millionaire?
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You ARE from the south right?
Dirt, let me put it to you like this so a little kid can understand. Jesus Christ I can’t even believe I’m explaining this to you…
I did not get any compensation for my avi, nor do I get paid for any other altering I do of shit on this site… so of course, you idiot, I didn’t spend a massive amount of time perfecting it. I designed it just enough to work and be somewhat humorous, not to win a fucking award or get a raise. Seriously, are you REALLY this fucking inept?
Dirty Dirt Mcgirk: “omfg you watched slumdog millionaire! hahaha i’ll bet you play PS3 and eat at cracker barrel too! what a loser you are zombie.
I get paid to be on this site.
I’m just here for the Kimberly Phillips pics from now on…
What is DDM’s Asian avi licking?
I get laid to be on this site!
That would be a dog’s shitter, Tess
Her dinners knot!
That’s what I thought. Is that even legal?
In Japan…anything you wanna lick, suck, fuck or get stuffed in one of your orifices is legal.
In japan anything is legal