Mariah Carey looked like hell just last week on the beach in Malibu (here), yet last night on her way to do Letterman, she looked sort of terrific. I guess it’s just the push-up bra. Or maybe it’s because she looks so happy. Either way she’s smiling and looks fantastic. Having the paparazzi dress up like giant cookies really paid off.
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I live in a cardboard box.
Down by the sea.
Under the boardwalk.
I look the the cracks and see women’s cracks.
I fucked up and forgot, up.
The The was a great band.
I am alone with the voices in my bed.
And the monster’s under my wax coated bed.
stop
Two words: meaty snatch.
Tea bag for two, and two for tea bag.
Hammer time.
Oprah is the hot.
I smell clams
I still gotta hard-on for Mariah. Sure she’s past her prime, but she looks better than most of the women her age. I dunno where this “she’s fat” is coming from. I’d lick her toilet seat.
Spanx work miracles.
meh, it’s extra lovin
Chubby is the “Fatty” expert here.
Chubby . . . . Would ya?
rokan, why are you in san diego?
I don’t think Mariah is fat, she just has a bigger build….
there is a difference being big and still solid, and being fat