Mariah Carey filmed a video yesterday on the beach in Malibu, and she did it in this very revealing swimsuit for some inexplicable reason. I have no idea what song it’s for. It should be called ‘Hungry For Love’. I know there are lots of guys who like girls built like this (big ass, no tits) but none of those guys are white, and I’m white as Christmas morning so I find this repulsive. She’s just a shapeless mushy blob. It’d be like fucking a beanbag. People get all PC on me when I say we should burn all the fat people but what about now? How do you feel about it now?
NOTE - I’ve been told you can see her nipple in this one, but I’m just gonna take that person at their word.
(source = pacific coast news)
gotcha
Mariah’s rounding out nicely. I’d still do her.
me win X 2
I thought she had tits?
Didn’t she have tits?
I swear she had tits once.
By the way, WTF happened to this site while I’ve been away? Holy crap this place sucks now! It was a night club when I left, now it’s a elementary school cafeteria. Good job.
No tits? She’s got some big ol floppy babylons. She and I would film a new porn, “Night at the Buffet”, which would feature me smashing her ass while slapping it with a salisbury steak over the succotash bin.
That was originally just a Black Dress.
Diva Demetia refuses to let her realize she split it wabbling around like that, and why the fuck would anyone tell her?
I would toss my ribbon all over and in this wench.
Everyone started complaining about how much it’s sucks now instead of just trying to be cruel/funny/witty.
Wait till this video comes out. I’m sure the studio will do some magic to hotten her up.
Careful what you say…DB would likely take a machete to all of our heads, burn the skin from our bodies and skull fuck every last one to have this woman…right Deebs?
Br3ndon(supposedly it’s still him) thinks Mariah is flast chested and fat…yet he gets a boner from a pole thin slant eye, with a flat ass and fake ugly tits. Yea, you can keep chasing the middle-school resembling little girls, B. Leave the real women to the real men.
Fat Chics give great head.
There endeth their use.
flast=flat
Come on man, I just ate! You can put this shit up right after lunch!
He’s right. This whole new scheme sucks a bag of dicks. It was so much better before!
Not trying to whine, but not easy not too! This is one of the only site I can access while at the office. Here 9 hours a day with bright white glaring shit in my face.
FAIL!!!!
Her and Lindsay are neck and neck in the battle for fastest downward spiral! Must be all the Popeye’s chicken Nick brings home.
mmmmm cottage cheese ass gimme some of that
No, no DB - don’t correct that.
Flat+Chest = Flast.
Nice ass, but she’s flasted.
Too bad she’s gotta flast.
I like it.
I’d like to see some sort of perspective shot with Mariah, like seeing her stand next to Angelina Jolie. That would give us a much better idea what she really looks like. We’re just seeing her walk around (with a flabby ass like Jennifer Loves Bacon).