‘Gossip Girl’ star Leighton Meester isn’t merely a less attractive version of porn star Tori Black (here), and last night she proved it by going all out for the opening of American Eagles flagship store in Times Square.
Some girls know how to put on makeup, but I like a girl who really puts on makeup. She should sprain her wrist from pushing that shit into her skin. In fact the eye shadow should come with a gallon of milk because the bones in your hand are gonna need the calcium. If you want to look nice, that is.
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Smilexxxxxx.
Love that Joker!
Oops, that was “obligatory Joker joke” in pointy braces. Guess Z beat me to it.
Inbeforewhysoserious
She wants, to drink, your blood! Muahahaha!
Guess Z beat me to it.
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Famous last words of every guy in the bar as I exit the door with the hottest chick there.
Kmart Klown Kolors
i that’s why i dont like clowns….
I like me some lipstick on my dipstick.
I’ll stick with the drunk, horny milfs at last call. It means I don’t have to spend all night working game and spending money on some chick that I may or may not be able to close the deal with. This way I can play billiards and get wasted…then tranqu one of the beasts at 1:30am.
The show sucks and so does she. next
What the fuck is with this wordpress error shit? STILL? Christ-o-mighty.
Ah, I once met and orthodontist cowboy, man that horse could chew a carrot like the dickens!
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anyone know what the deal is with that UFC roided tool who’s sick in the hospital with some phantom disease they (dana white) won’t tell anyone about?
chubb, im getting the issue too. will someone at fat penguin buy some new fucking hardware already?!?!?!!?
Finally a chick that is possibly more cracker than myself, DB you don’t have to wait till last call to pull the drunk horny MILF’s, those roaches are always plastered by 1030.
Robert Smith is not looking very good.
Robert smith’s makeup is better.
Maybe she’s auditioning for The Crow?