This is a vapid Hollywood website, so I’m pretty much obligated to post things like this, but if Jaimie Hilfiger weren’t the niece of Tommy Hilfiger no one would be saying she’s gonna be famous or care that she posed in a bikini this weekend at Venice Beach.
She’s short, and I’m a huge fan of girls who are short, but she’s not pretty and she has no tits. I don’t know who dates her but he’s a fuckin weirdo because she’s built like a little kid. He likes her because after puberty girls lose their innocence and get dirty. This one is still clean. Freaked out yet? I know I am. Moving right along.
(source = pacific coast news)



















Would worm her for free.
Our silence is exactly what this girl deserves. Fuck you and your fa66ot uncle.
She reminds me of a little blond version of Jennifer Aniston which is never good.
I don;t care if her uncle is Beppo. She looks like she swallows and has a bare pie.
Get your priorities straight RR
Think of all the free polos you could get for nailing her.
….why do posters think I only post in dots?…….
Yea, this girl is nothing more than a drunk sorority whore you will blow you on the steps of your frat house while you waited for the foam in the freshly tapped keg to die down.
She looks like ANY midget you’d try to nail from your Church picnic…….
…..right??……
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Rokan, if the cameraman turned around I’m sure there were 100’s of hotter girls at Venice beach. I’d still let her hydrate my cock with her slot syrup though.
I think she is a cute little person…
Deebs…..
…..you really think so…..?
…to me she looks like the type of chick who would ensure she was hidden by the shrubs first……..
….of course I was only a “commuter” student…..
Her daddy paid for the photo shoot.
Who’s her daddy?
Scum, that chick in your avatar has one huge hatchet wound.
Obs, if you get a girl drunk enough I am pretty sure she could give a shit who is watching….I know from experience.
Scum,
Inny miny miney moe I’ll stick a finger in that brown dough
DB’s Treasure……
…believe me……if it hadn’t been for alcohol……I’d still be a virgin…..
….but I always found that their big concern was “can anyone see”?
…but maybe they were more afraid of being seen WITH me……
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It certainly is a paradox, obs.
maybe a conundrum DB’s Treasure…….
….except I’m not one to ask questions when the likelihood of getting laid has arisen…..
This bitch is 5′5″. That’s pretty average… unless you’re a fucking relative of Yao Ming.
So this is what it’s come to…