11.30.2009 jaimie hilfiger is boring

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This is a vapid Hollywood website, so I’m pretty much obligated to post things like this, but if Jaimie Hilfiger weren’t the niece of Tommy Hilfiger no one would be saying she’s gonna be famous or care that she posed in a bikini this weekend at Venice Beach.

She’s short, and I’m a huge fan of girls who are short, but she’s not pretty and she has no tits. I don’t know who dates her but he’s a fuckin weirdo because she’s built like a little kid. He likes her because after puberty girls lose their innocence and get dirty. This one is still clean. Freaked out yet? I know I am. Moving right along.

(source = pacific coast news)


(42) Comments

  1. Rokan 11/30/2009 14:29

    Would worm her for free.

  2. RedRage 11/30/2009 14:31

    Our silence is exactly what this girl deserves. Fuck you and your fa66ot uncle.

  3. wwjdd 11/30/2009 14:32

    She reminds me of a little blond version of Jennifer Aniston which is never good.

  4. Rokan 11/30/2009 14:32

    I don;t care if her uncle is Beppo. She looks like she swallows and has a bare pie.

    Get your priorities straight RR

  5. Zombie 11/30/2009 14:35

    Think of all the free polos you could get for nailing her.

  6. Observer 11/30/2009 14:36

    ….why do posters think I only post in dots?…….

  7. DB's Treasure 11/30/2009 14:36

    Yea, this girl is nothing more than a drunk sorority whore you will blow you on the steps of your frat house while you waited for the foam in the freshly tapped keg to die down.

  8. Observer 11/30/2009 14:37

    She looks like ANY midget you’d try to nail from your Church picnic…….

    …..right??……

    ………………..

  9. RedRage 11/30/2009 14:38

    Rokan, if the cameraman turned around I’m sure there were 100’s of hotter girls at Venice beach. I’d still let her hydrate my cock with her slot syrup though.

  10. Slaappy 11/30/2009 14:38

    I think she is a cute little person…

  11. Observer 11/30/2009 14:38

    Deebs…..

    …..you really think so…..?

    …to me she looks like the type of chick who would ensure she was hidden by the shrubs first……..

    ….of course I was only a “commuter” student…..

  12. SCUM 11/30/2009 14:39

    Her daddy paid for the photo shoot.

  13. Zombie 11/30/2009 14:41

    Who’s her daddy?

  14. DB's Treasure 11/30/2009 14:41

    Scum, that chick in your avatar has one huge hatchet wound.

    Obs, if you get a girl drunk enough I am pretty sure she could give a shit who is watching….I know from experience.

  15. Slaappy 11/30/2009 14:42

    Scum,

    Inny miny miney moe I’ll stick a finger in that brown dough

  16. Observer 11/30/2009 14:43

    DB’s Treasure……

    …believe me……if it hadn’t been for alcohol……I’d still be a virgin…..

    ….but I always found that their big concern was “can anyone see”?

    …but maybe they were more afraid of being seen WITH me……

    ……….
    …….
    ………………………

  17. DB's Treasure 11/30/2009 14:44

    It certainly is a paradox, obs.

  18. Observer 11/30/2009 14:47

    maybe a conundrum DB’s Treasure…….

    ….except I’m not one to ask questions when the likelihood of getting laid has arisen…..

  19. Zombie 11/30/2009 14:48

    This bitch is 5′5″. That’s pretty average… unless you’re a fucking relative of Yao Ming.

  20. The "Internet's Helpdesk" Tony Stark 11/30/2009 14:49

    So this is what it’s come to…

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