11.01.2009 jessica alba is the winner

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Jessica Alba looked cute/hot as hell last night when she dressed up as Dora the Explorer for a Halloween party. Thank god she’s an actress and not a cop. If she wore this as part of some pedophile sting operation, LA would be a ghost town. Every single guy in California would be in jail. You could walk the streets like Omega Man, with all the buildings covered in vines and wild deer grazing on Sunset.

(source = pacific coast news)


(85) Comments

  1. fukU 11/01/2009 17:28

    More like Whora the Cock Explorer!

  2. J.D. 11/01/2009 17:31

    How much does she look like Angelina Jolie here? I would never have guessed “Dora The Explorer” I would have said Angelina.

  3. well its true 11/01/2009 17:38

    fail

  4. TheOverrated 11/01/2009 18:17

    i like the rick fox eliza dushku costume
    http://theoverrated.com/

  5. The "Internet's Helpdesk" Tony Stark 11/01/2009 18:25


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  6. The "Internet's Helpdesk" Tony Stark 11/01/2009 19:27

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  7. TLS 11/01/2009 20:10

    Kate Beckinsale’s outfit was shit this year Tony:

    http://tinyurl.com/ylhz7hj

  8. ukickedmydog 11/01/2009 20:19

    You’re forcing it.

  9. ukickedmydog 11/01/2009 20:21

    Makes me wanna buy an ice cream truck.

  10. BPPYAYOUKNOWME 11/01/2009 20:32

    Why is that blonde carrying a blonde wig?

  11. The "Internet's Helpdesk" Tony Stark 11/01/2009 21:20

    Thanks TLS…

    What the fuck kind of costume is that Kate?!!!! That’s not hot at all…

    OK, Lora, what’d you come up with?

  12. emunkoth 11/02/2009 00:29

    oh man, is kate beckinsale dressed as adam ant? that’s actually pretty sweet. i am a girl, however, so hotness isn’t necessarily a requirement for a costume to be awesome.

  13. Mony Vibescu 11/02/2009 01:57

    And now, as I see only now, the flour sack struck the rat dead; the vulva swollen like juvenile lips rubs against my face; discharges a slightly bitter juice on my nose; I love you, crown of penises, I love you; I love you, bitter hole with blue lips, I love you…

  14. RemSteale 11/02/2009 06:00

    So there was no insane Heidi Klum outfit for some pathetic extremist group to complain about this year??

  15. Tom Foolery 11/02/2009 09:29

    Kate’s husband was the crow, very original. Morning kids

  16. Bella 11/02/2009 09:31

    Heidi was a black crow for her party this year, there are lots of pics of it….Alba’s Dora is lame as hell, but, then again, she’s way over-rated….

  17. RemSteale 11/02/2009 09:45

    Have to ask, was Halloween as quiet over there as it was here?
    Usually there are quite few hordes of trick or treaters, this year it was oddly quiet.

  18. Rokan 11/02/2009 09:54

    Morning all,

    Rem,

    My mother spent the evening covering the kids hands with hand sanitizer because she read that they could get swine flu from the candy bowls.

    Good times.
    Thanks god for whiskey.

  19. Tom Foolery 11/02/2009 10:02

    Rem: No trick or treaters at my place, we were out by 830 but still no kids.

  20. Baphomet 11/02/2009 10:03

    She looks like she’s in pain, like from a sexual assault. …I tried to be gentle! …I really did.

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