The Enquirer says today that friends and family of Jessica Simpson are worried she may be headed for a mental breakdown. They say Jess suffered a “frightening collapse recently”. To illustrate all this, they use a picture of her from August 6th. This one, specifically. These mental breakdowns can take a while to kick in sometimes.
“Jessica is in the grips of a life crisis right now,” divulged a family friend. “…in private she is an emotional mess.”
The past year has brought one heartbreak after another. Last winter the singer was mercilessly ridiculed for an expanding waistline and fashion missteps. In July, Tony Romo dumped her on the eve of her 29th birthday - and in September, Jessica’s beloved dog Daisy was snatched by a coyote.
“Jess had hoped she would have a husband, baby and flourishing acting career by the time she turned 30,” said the friend.
“Instead, she feels like her best days are behind her.”
I don’t like the sound of that last part, especially combined with the looks of her Halloween costume. She’s gonna get one of those stupid short haircuts I just know it. God that’s gonna suck. With short hair, she’s gonna look just like a friend of mine. His name is Tom. He’s a mechanic.
(image source = inf daily)
Poo-dick
It is really awesome to be first, if everyone knew it was coming?
Fist!!!
Bite it, DB
awww…the wookie with the sneak attack
Sup, that makes it even better.
Its like being the first kid to the ice cream truck when everyone heard the music from two blocks away.
Wait til you see what i do if you ever drop the soap, hon.
I would have been lightyears ahead of you, Rokan, if it weren’t for the damn 404 Error that kept coming up!
Been waiting huh rokan?
You can fuck crazy but do not get stuck with crazy…
Yeah, sure, DB. And I bet the sun was in your eyes, right?
Wow, tough life there Jessica. I mean omg a professional quarterback broke up with you and you got fat. Go dry your tears with your millions you stupid twat.
Just lucky, Watt. This is the first chance I’ve had to post in days. Things have been really busy at the car wash where I work.
What the hell is that costume she had on?
::mental image of a wookie in a bikini::
::barf::
I like emotionally instable women. They are the best lays and oftentimes you can get ones that would normally be out of your league.
Let me help you out with the image, Watt.
The top is made out of coconut shells.
“Instead, she feels like her best days are behind her.”
That’s an understatement.
She looks like some kind of Geisha-wizard-ninja-hooker.
Rusty, Steve McNair was fucking an unstable chick…and she turned out to be a serious headache.
Correction…I meant to say geisha-wizard-ninja-hookers are the best lays.