joanna krupa has some free time now

I don’t care about ‘Dancing With the Stars’ of course (in fact if you and I met and I asked what you were doing later and you said, “I’m watching Dancing With the Stars” I would just stare at you blankly while I waited for my brain to calculate how much was wrong with you and then advise me how to proceed) but there’s one thing I very much do care about, and that’s pointless nudity on the internet.

People magazine, is there something you’d like to say?

After four couples danced their hearts out in Monday’s semi-finals, only three could move on to the Dancing with the Stars finale next week. Sadly, model Joanna Krupa and her partner Derek Hough will not be one of them. The pair danced her last waltz Tuesday night — and it was lovely.
“I really came in the underdog so it’s great that people actually appreciated our dances and our hard work,” Krupa told PEOPLE after the elimination.
Instead of taking a final bow as the credits rolled, head judge Len Goodman asked Krupa and Hough to give a final performance of their Viennese waltz.
“It couldn’t have been written better, going out on that dance. It was really special,” Hough says. “We went out on a high note.”

Awww. If I hadn’t already taken my pants off that would have really been touching. But Joanna Krupa is a Polish model mostly known for modeling her naked ass, so there’s like 50 naked pictures of her here. I don’t even know where they’re from. They’ve just kind of added up over the years. I know what you’re thinking, and yes it’s true. I’ve lived an amazing life! The 18 grand my parents paid for private school every year has truly led me to this moment!