I don’t care about ‘Dancing With the Stars’ of course (in fact if you and I met and I asked what you were doing later and you said, “I’m watching Dancing With the Stars” I would just stare at you blankly while I waited for my brain to calculate how much was wrong with you and then advise me how to proceed) but there’s one thing I very much do care about, and that’s pointless nudity on the internet.
People magazine, is there something you’d like to say?
After four couples danced their hearts out in Monday’s semi-finals, only three could move on to the Dancing with the Stars finale next week. Sadly, model Joanna Krupa and her partner Derek Hough will not be one of them. The pair danced her last waltz Tuesday night — and it was lovely.
“I really came in the underdog so it’s great that people actually appreciated our dances and our hard work,” Krupa told PEOPLE after the elimination.
Instead of taking a final bow as the credits rolled, head judge Len Goodman asked Krupa and Hough to give a final performance of their Viennese waltz.
“It couldn’t have been written better, going out on that dance. It was really special,” Hough says. “We went out on a high note.”
Awww. If I hadn’t already taken my pants off that would have really been touching. But Joanna Krupa is a Polish model mostly known for modeling her naked ass, so there’s like 50 naked pictures of her here. I don’t even know where they’re from. They’ve just kind of added up over the years. I know what you’re thinking, and yes it’s true. I’ve lived an amazing life! The 18 grand my parents paid for private school every year has truly led me to this moment!
I would enjoy placing my sexual organs into hers.
I don’t know who this is but I like what I see
Now thats a better post.
Although I also do not care about Dancing with the Stars
Peephole negligee’s, what a great invention…
But you care about lovely tits
She can model my pole…
Everyone with a pulse and libido cares about lovely tits. Even gay men have been known to appreciate them
DB, I think the Russian twin boys did a better job acting in than anyone else in the 2012 movie… even the little dog acted better than John Cusack. Oh and, I’m way ahead of you on the desktop background idea.
SsnakeOil it was her idea to take the pic, along with about 20 more. She’s one of those chicks that likes to take random photos of herself all the time to show off. I thought that particular one was the coolest… so get bent, dickface.
Z -the two words that stop such awesomeness in a woman - wedding cake
It is a cool picture, Z. And I’m already bent, thanks.
Am I the only one who thinks Krupa’s got a lousy ass? It’s waaaay too flat and shapeless. Nice tits, though.
Zombie, usually classic John Cusack is a good role, but he did not come to play in that movie…so you’re right. You didn’t think Woody’s character was funny???
And I’d tongue punch this lady’s whispering eye until it resembled pruney skin that climbed out of a hot tub.
Hands up anyone who would turn down Joanna Krupa’s ass then??
Anyone, anyone…..
Ssnake, I’m with you on the ass. Looks like God left the iron on too long on that rump…or lack there of. But it would look decent bent over in front of my face.
Hot Polish chicks FTW
If I had to say a negative about her it would be her ass is a little flat, but I would spend my life tittyfucking her no problem.
Slaappy, with your avi, that statement is redundant.
DB, I’ve never found Woody to be funny other than his appearance. He just looks like a total goofball without even opening his mouth. I think he plays serious roles better, as in Natural Born Killers and Indecent Proposal. Then again I thought Paul Blart: Mall Cop w/ Kevin James was stolid as shit too, so I guess our taste in humor differs a great deal.
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Forget Mother Theresa, Joanna Krupa could be the greatest woman in the world.
Ever.