I’m already on record as saying Katie Holmes is hot so it’s prolly too late to pretend that didn’t happen, but in my defense I had no way of knowing she was gonna do this. Stumble around on Long Island this morning like a rape victim who just chewed through her ropes. God you women are maddening. How could someone who looks like this trick me into thinking she was so cute. She probably used some kind of kissing potion to cloud my mind and make me fall in love with her. Because I’m so handsome. Yes, yes it’s all adding up now.
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Another useless bitch. Whats happening in this world?
Anything that could love a man that thinks Aliens are going to save him one day is as useless as the guy who believes Aliens are going to save him one day!
Katie looks like Carrie Prejean looked after 4 days of getting drilled anally in a hotel room.
I look like hell before my morning coffee……
….and after it as well…..
…so….I’d fuck her……
She escaped from Xenu!
Veracity, is your avi a picture of your facesitting partner?
How did you know. He better not be cheating!
God damn it. HE SAID HE LOVED ME!
Is Katie Holmes too old for naked pics now?
DEEBs……
…thumbs up?
..Thumbs down?
….or just “thumb it in”….?
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Veracity, he looks fucking intense! Do you have to breathe through your ears when he’s knot polishing your face?
Thumbs way down, Obs.
Veracity, boy in your avi sure needs to lay off the niacin man
Why did you change it? That shit was funny!
DEEBs….
…why?……
….she’s huge……and she reminds me of what a Guatemalan maid might look like……..
..if I ever get maid service……
Obs, if that’s what you picture when I said I porked my tiny Italian maid then you are WAY off.
DB wants to be great like Elvis without the tassels.
Deebs……
….WAY OFF???
Too small?
“Deebs…. way off…. too small.”
.
I’m sure that’s probably not the first time he’s been told that, aye SuperB?
Tom’s going to get a little pissy about those Jesus’ birthday cups o coffee…
I was wondering why Katie would drag herself out of bed and out into the street to get coffee……..
….don’t they have servants?
….and then I remembered………kids make you do strange things……