11.06.2009 kelly brook is here to help

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This is relevant to nothing but because Rihanna has the self-defense skills of a fucking toddler who just came out of the dryer, my sexxxy website got all serious and depressing.

Luckily Kelly Brook, being wise and all-knowing, preemptively posed for pictures in her bra and panties. Catholics should drop the shit about sunrises and your babies smile and just show pictures of her tits as proof of God.

(go to the tyler facebook for 2 uhq)


(81) Comments

  1. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 11/06/2009 12:43

    you posted these pics about 2 weeks ago you fucking hack.

  2. Zombie 11/06/2009 12:45

    Agreed Dirt. What a fucking waste of a post.

    Go steal some new tits from TMZ or Superficial, Brend0n!

  3. DB's Treasure 11/06/2009 12:46

    I aint about to complain about a smokin hot broad and her tits. Could be worse, fellas; could be another Lohan thread. Remember that.

  4. Death to Finkle! 11/06/2009 12:46

    How ’bout that Columbus Crew?

  5. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 11/06/2009 12:46

    when they bought the pics they agreed to used them in at least 3 posts. I guess they are just holding up to their side of the contract.

  6. RedRage 11/06/2009 12:50

    Look at the pictures posted on this page of this smoking hot cock garage and then look to the right and see Mt. Mariah trying to be sexy but looking like a tranny in a glad garbage bag!!

  7. Watt 11/06/2009 12:50

    Better than ritarda

  8. DB's Treasure 11/06/2009 12:52

    RedRage @ 12:50

    That was hysterically poetic. Loved it.

  9. DarkCherry 11/06/2009 12:54

    i’m lovin the tittays recycled or not. bouncy!! i do however have an issue with this little comment:

    “go to the tyler facebook…” seriously?

  10. Bella 11/06/2009 13:01

    Kudos RR….tho trannies do it much better than Mooriah

    WTF is tyler doing on FB?

  11. Death to Finkle! 11/06/2009 13:03

    I, for one, do not have the time to go to the tyler facebook.

    I’m too busy playing the WWTDD.COM Home Game.

  12. DarkCherry 11/06/2009 13:04

    Bella - you look like Ashley Greene all done up as Alice Cullen.

  13. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 11/06/2009 13:06

    i wish i could find the post that these pics were already up in, and just cut and paste all the comments like NPD did with the pics.

  14. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 11/06/2009 13:07

    Lets keep twilight out of here please? it’s fucking gay!

  15. leftnutofjesus 11/06/2009 13:10

    a bitch that fine could use me as a septic tank as long as she squatted down and wet my finger with her pussy every now and then.

  16. Zombie 11/06/2009 13:10

    Brend0n babbled on about setting up a Facebook “fan page” specifically dedicated to the site and not himself. Yet it appears all of his updates are about himself, what he’s doing, what his plans are, and so on and so forth. He even has multiple pictures of himself and his girlfriend uploaded on the thing.

    Way to keep it all about the site, Brend0n… you contradicting puddle of ass juice.

  17. TheOverrated 11/06/2009 13:10

    id doo doo on her, paint my cock black and fuck her in front of white guys
    http://theoverrated.com/

  18. RedRage 11/06/2009 13:12

    I just got back from getting myself a chicken roti. Sweet hell this is delicious! Those people scare me but fuck can they cook! They were watching cricket when I walked in, I didn’t stand out at all…… It’s like when you watch a tv show on China with an American hosting who’s 3 feet taller than everyone else in Tiananmen Square. It was like they were all looking at a ghost!

  19. Bella 11/06/2009 13:15

    Thanks DC….I don’t mind being compared to a vampire, but, I refuse to watch that Twilight fluff….

  20. Death to Finkle! 11/06/2009 13:16

    Overrated, did I actually see you discussing a colorway a while back on your site?

    You, sir, are in my Cool book.

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