Last month the Kardashian family agreed to auction off boxing matches to raise money for the Dream Foundation, a charity that grants final wishes to terminally ill patients. But I’m pretty sure they got tricked.
When you hear how things went, this sounds more like someone had an extremely successful plan to beat up all the Kardashians, because she was left with a black eye and her younger brother was beaten unconscious.
On her website, Kim writes…
“The event itself was absolutely insane!! We literally had three days of training to prepare for the event and thought it would be a little bit of fun to raise money for one of our favorite charities. We didn’t expect what happened.
When Rob stepped in the ring to fight, his opponent was at least 25 lbs heavier than him, even though the organization had assured us that they were screening the people we were fighting against. At one point Rob’s mask fell off and when he put his hands down he got hit in the face and ended up in hospital with a concussion.”
There’s something weird about this. Look how happy Kim looks in her cute pink outfit and her big pillowy gloves. Now look at her opponent. Kim boxes like she’s doing the dog paddle, while the monster in black seems to be under the impression that Kim killed her kids then dyed this outfit with their blood. I don’t know what evil genius orchestrated all this, I just pray they don’t turn on me next.
(source = splash news online)
Her gloves aren’t the only pillowy things I see. And why the hell was I not give the opportunity to punch Khloe in the fucking face? I’d pay good money for that.
I’d punch her in her brown eye.
Speaking of nice asses…
http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/photo/bd/10087/Perfection_500×500.jpg
(Probably SFW)
What the hell is in this Wal*Mart bag?
Did somebody’s shampoo bottle spring a leak?
DB now I wanna turn her other cheek
DB, I’d wear her asshole like a ventilator!
See what happens when you dont keep your eye on the black pole you are smokin
DB, that’s a glorius gluteus.
*glorious
“Kim has a black eye” and a black guy in her bruised and beaten brown eye.
Stacey keibler?
Yes Watt, that is Stacy.
How quickly you forget deebs
http://www.nikkiscash.com/galleries/nikki/MorningPeople/nikkimorningpeople0022-lg.jpg
Next door nikki aka nikki sims. The girl from your avi oh so long ago.
I like this better
http://www.next-door-nikki.com/new/black/images/nikki06.jpg
The girl has talent, Watt. And I’d like to fire 4 or 5 pounds of my yam gak on that talent.
DB, I wear an XL if you get around to getting my shirt.
Scum, I haven’t passed Chubbies bar & steaks yet, man. You’ll get it.
Is there some kind of baseball thingy tonight?
Cool DB, never thought I would be eager to get a Cubbie from a dude.
Why yes, Ssnake, there is.
Scum, an XL chubby, at that.