Today of course is Veterans Day in the US, where we honor the awesome killing power of the American military and the god like race of supermen who defend us. Our military is so advanced and our soldiers so superior that if our government wasn’t filled with such panicky little girls they could go to war with any country on Earth and it would be the equivalent of Zeus throwing lighting down on the trembling peasants below.
Most people in Hollywood look down on the military because they’re pussies who want you to believe problems can’t be solved by kicking the other persons ass. Rest assured that any guy who ever says that has witnessed first hand as violence solved quite a few problems, but maybe can’t see it that way because he was the problem. When someone says violence never solves anything, what they really mean is, “oh please god stop hitting me.”
Luckily AnnaLynne McCord does support the troops, and this morning in New York she hosted Cosmopolitan magazine and Maybelline’s “Kisses for the Troops”. AnnaLynne said…
“My sister was in the National Guard. I know what she went through, and what these guys go through. It’s amazing what they’re doing for our country every single day.”
I wish we had big parades today like the Russians used to where they showed off all their missiles and tanks and guns and stuff. Then other countries would know how badass we are. Unless you’re Darth Maul, an American soldier can kill you before you even have time to wonder what that splashing sound is (note: your intestines + the ground). They’ll kill you even if you are Darth Maul, but you could probably fight them off long enough to shit your pants, so I guess that’s something.
Fucking her would be even better for them.
She looks like a fucking mime.
DO NOT WANT.
Sailor is thinking “damn glad I got all those vaccinations”
What’s with the dried cum look around her eyes? Maybe behind closed doors, before the photo op the soldiers did empty their nuts on her.
These men are fighting for our freedom and the best we can give ‘em is this chick?
Sailors thinking: damn, i just had 50 dicks on my cheeck…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNWwTGJq2IY SFW.
I was thinking the same thing, DB. Don’t we have anyone pretty who can kiss them? Hell, the Durdenistas should be there!
Troops are stupid. Should have given them Amy Winehouse… they’re all going to die anyway.
There is something about a man in uniform, Ssnake….
Ohm, can we borrow your awesome van?
I love Judas Priest.
Coulda sent Jennifer Gardner. No wait, they should used her at Gitmo.
This chicks got a good body but the Joker-meets-the-Olsen-twins face is fugly.
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
Go go Army ass whooping!
Pic#16 - that’s how she got the white eyes - holding balls while kissing penis…
Her makeup person should be executed. Wonder how long till she’s a ProActiv spokesperson? Can you imagine kissing her on those zit-ridden cheeks?
Calm down Scum! Don’t lose your mind over it!
pic #3 - i’ve seen that in the “before” photos of Proactive commercials. (the after photos of course are of someone else that’s a foot taller and 30 lbs slimmer o’course)
DB regardless, at least she is doing (or her publicist recommended doing) something. Most hollywood types don’t do anything unless a camera is present.
Say what you want about Angelina and her brood - she went to Walter Reed hospital unannounced and spent the day with the most critically injured troops a few months back. I guarantee that meant alot more to those men and women than a photo op.
I never say combat but I am an honorably discharged vet.
^— double o’course…sorry!!