lindsay lohan is a hard worker who deserves respect

The highlight of todays audio clip on Radar is when Dina Lohan admits to Michael Lohan that their daughters lifestyle is going to kill her sooner than later (“time is running out with this kid. I know, I’m her mother and I feel it and I’m scared.”). Luckily it seems the message may finally be getting through. I’m joking of course. When asked about her father releasing these tapes to pressure her into drug rehab, Lindsay says…

“I hate him so much. My father knows nothing other than how to sell stories for money instead of getting a real job like normal people do, including myself.”

No need to read that again because yes she thinks she has a job. The last time Lindsay had a movie in a theater it made $56,000. Total. Not including that one, all her movies since 2005 have made an average of 15M. To put that in perspective, ‘Ponyo’, ‘New Girl in Town’ and ‘Shorts’ all made more than that this year, and those movies probably don’t even exist.

So since Lindsay doesn’t matter, there’s really no need to have pictures of her. Instead here are pictures of Asian girls with disproportionately large breasts in bikinis. I know that’s an incredibly specific type of gallery, but god dammit man, you read Tyler, you deserve the very best in life! Huzzah!

(story source = msnbc. box office numbers on box office mojo here and here.  full size of banner pic here)