The highlight of todays audio clip on Radar is when Dina Lohan admits to Michael Lohan that their daughters lifestyle is going to kill her sooner than later (“time is running out with this kid. I know, I’m her mother and I feel it and I’m scared.”). Luckily it seems the message may finally be getting through. I’m joking of course. When asked about her father releasing these tapes to pressure her into drug rehab, Lindsay says…
“I hate him so much. My father knows nothing other than how to sell stories for money instead of getting a real job like normal people do, including myself.”
No need to read that again because yes she thinks she has a job. The last time Lindsay had a movie in a theater it made $56,000. Total. Not including that one, all her movies since 2005 have made an average of 15M. To put that in perspective, ‘Ponyo’, ‘New Girl in Town’ and ‘Shorts’ all made more than that this year, and those movies probably don’t even exist.
So since Lindsay doesn’t matter, there’s really no need to have pictures of her. Instead here are pictures of Asian girls with disproportionately large breasts in bikinis. I know that’s an incredibly specific type of gallery, but god dammit man, you read Tyler, you deserve the very best in life! Huzzah!
(story source = msnbc. box office numbers on box office mojo here and here. full size of banner pic here)
When is my mail-order Asian bride going to arrive?
(I hope that Craigslist ad said mail-order and not male order..)
Oh and my poor, poor Carrie… Larry King is a mean, dirty (and inappropriate) old man
Mine arrived and I was very disappointed because it was just a sticker
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Fuck you China!
when spanking, i like video more.
http://tinyurl.com/yl887y6
Hory shrit, me love you long time.
I just looked at the pictures
eh i don’t asian chicks are hot at all. even big tittay ones.
I bet each of those Oriental cock cushions have been whored out so much they’ve had more people in them than the Holland tunnel.
Asian midgets make your did look really big, but then again so do little kids.
jeez…another story about Rindsay Rohan.
Cali likes her chicks with dicks
Best. Gallery. Ever.
Do you keep a folder of these available at all times for emergencies like this one? Excellent work.
FIrst Britney, then Lindsay. All we need is a Jessica Simpson post and we have a trifecta for the day!
with ya Cali, rarely the asian chicks do it for me
watt - lol where did that come from? no i don’t. i prefer ‘em taller than me and a little bit trashy. and i guess also not asian.
Jamie Lee Curtis and Larry GaGa in a 69 would be very confusing.
Where is the uncensored banner pic? I’m not that into Yellow fever but I am into naked chicks. WTF?
I prefer them brunette or redhead and unique looking….hate the barbie looking bitches, love small tits and a great ass
Hey Scum. Your AVI………..
Yeah
You win…
What the Fuck….lol
Ok here is one Asain chick that does it for me.
http://www.celebskin.net/f/sung-hi-lee/sung-hi-lee-01.jpg