Lindsay Lohan has only bothered to complete about half of the requirements in her probation after a 2007 DUI arrest, and last month a judge told her she would go to jail if she continued to “thumb her noise” at the court.
In a related story, Lindsay stole two bottles of champagne while at Crown Bar last week (story here), and up top is a video captured by X17 Online of Lindsay in a bathroom this weekend with Brandon “Firecrotch” Davis while he appears to do coke. Using her quick legal mind, Lindsay went on twitter and denied she was there.
“hahaha x17online posted photos of NOT ME inside someone’s bathroom…
All negativity & bad karma..nice try though kids-u should do a deal with michael lohan sr 🙂 a match made in heaven! perfect, he’s religious!
Thank you for keeping my company!”
I don’t mean to brag but I’m pretty sure I know what Lindsay Lohan looks like. And what she looks like is the ratty haired, post-apocalyptic truck-stop hooker in that bathroom with coke in it. The full video is under the “read more” link, and in that she leaves the next morning so there’s no doubt she was there. Any normal judge would see this and at least bring her in for a drug test, but judges in LA have all the deductive power of a ref in the WWE.