Lindsay Lohan has only bothered to complete about half of the requirements in her probation after a 2007 DUI arrest, and last month a judge told her she would go to jail if she continued to “thumb her noise” at the court.
In a related story, Lindsay stole two bottles of champagne while at Crown Bar last week (story here), and up top is a video captured by X17 Online of Lindsay in a bathroom this weekend with Brandon “Firecrotch” Davis while he appears to do coke. Using her quick legal mind, Lindsay went on twitter and denied she was there.
“hahaha x17online posted photos of NOT ME inside someone’s bathroom…
All negativity & bad karma..nice try though kids-u should do a deal with michael lohan sr :) a match made in heaven! perfect, he’s religious!
Thank you for keeping my company!”
I don’t mean to brag but I’m pretty sure I know what Lindsay Lohan looks like. And what she looks like is the ratty haired, post-apocalyptic truck-stop hooker in that bathroom with coke in it. The full video is under the “read more” link, and in that she leaves the next morning so there’s no doubt she was there. Any normal judge would see this and at least bring her in for a drug test, but judges in LA have all the deductive power of a ref in the WWE.









She could have been blowing her nose……
….or simply blowing somebody……
She doesn’t seem like the type to engage in illegal activities…..
another lilo story! awesome!
How does she manage to stay up so late so often……?
….her work productivity is bound to suffer someday…..
Did those guys run a train on her afterwards?
That’s what I want to see, or maybe not.
It would have been a better story if it had said Lindsay does cock in the bathroom…but I don’t think Sam was at that party…
….she’s passing playboy and going directly to hustler in about 3 years…..
I will take a 50 year old Aniston over a 30 year old Britney over a 23 year old Lindsey any day.
Dirt’s head exploded when he found out he’s gotta put up with another Lohan thread.
was Coke the guy with a beard?!
Well said, Rusty.
Yea LL going to get fisted by Big Beartha in jail! So why am I picturing those trucker mud flaps that say Back Off?
Lindsey could be naked and spread wide open in my kitchen and if I was hungry, I’d still order take-out.
hope you guys are happy with this post bitches.
I Fucking called it.
Dennis Quaid must be happy he got a piece of Lohan’s pussy on the set of The parent Trap when he did!
There must be more to life than this…….??
I think Linsey’s just trying to get all of her partying out of her system. Once that’s accomplished, she go back to her acting career and knock all of you haters socks off. She’s very talented. YOU’LL SEE!!!!!
Watt, predicting a Lilo post is like predicting mostly sunny skies in So Cal.
Definitely not rocking my “surprised face” on this shocker of a story, Watt ask and ye shall receive.
Watt can you predict who will win next weeks game Lions vs Cleveland please? Papa needs a new bag