11.06.2009 ma’am can i get you a jacket or something?

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Beyonce performed at the music awards show for MTV Europe last night, and luckily we can witness it through these pictures and not in real life because it’s really uncomfortable when someone who isn’t sexy tries to act sexy. She has a very pretty face but big ass + no tits = not sexy. All this does is highlight that. Beyonce is making this really awkward. It’s like watching your mom flirt. I would call her Ms. Knowles if we were in the same room, and lean back and offer my hand if she tried to kiss as a greeting.

(source = getty images)


(49) Comments

  1. SomeoneluvsU 11/06/2009 14:10

    Nigz and Figz, Etc…

  2. DarkCherry 11/06/2009 14:11

    sorry someone i’m here too.

  3. SomeoneluvsU 11/06/2009 14:11

    Why is her Vagina ruffled?

  4. Death to Finkle! 11/06/2009 14:11

    I’m digging the red toes and heels on the thigh highs.

  5. DarkCherry 11/06/2009 14:13

    UM last pic on the banner. i see a back up dancer that seems to have taken some inspiration from Gaga…. although they have been working together recently so i wouldn’t be surprised.

  6. DarkCherry 11/06/2009 14:14

    or Grace Jones the original pantsless wonder…

  7. oy 11/06/2009 14:16

    awesome labia….

  8. Mrs Tess Tickle 11/06/2009 14:17

    She looks like a linebacker with poofy hair (and small boobies)…

  9. RedRage 11/06/2009 14:25

    A jacket? How about a fucking tarp and some bailing twine? She is absolutely fucking horrendous. Complete fail at sexy.

  10. SinDs 11/06/2009 14:25

    yeah i don’t think the outfit is doing anything for her…

  11. Observer 11/06/2009 14:27

    Big ass + no tits = pears……

    ….I think they are in season now….

  12. DB's Treasure 11/06/2009 14:29

    What does her REAL hair look like? This dame’s got more wigs than Burt Reynolds.

  13. Observer 11/06/2009 14:33

    DB’s Treasure…..

    ….I think her “real” hair is shaved and a split muffin….

  14. TheOverrated 11/06/2009 14:33

    using my sons baby wipes to clean my olympic 6’s
    http://theoverrated.com/

    Ovy Baby

  15. SuperB 11/06/2009 14:44

    Oh pic 8…is that Strange behind her dancing?

  16. Tom Foolery 11/06/2009 14:44

    Chick has bigger legs than I do, but I have bigger boobs so take that Sasha!

  17. Observer 11/06/2009 14:47

    This may be one of the dumbest questions ever posted on this site……..

    ….but……why was this post made?

  18. DB's Treasure 11/06/2009 14:50

    I have a better question…where the hell is everyone?

  19. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 11/06/2009 14:53

    there was a little bit of mean in this post. I like and approve.

  20. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 11/06/2009 14:54

    leave it to DC to bring Gaga in to this.

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