11.19.2009 mariah is still crazy

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Mariah Carey once had her limo circle the block at 2:15am until her London hotel laid down a red carpet lined with white candles and rose pedals because she refused to walk on concrete, so this new story should have been expected.  The Daily Mail says…

(Officials) have flatly turned down her demands to be surrounded by 20 white kittens and 100 white doves as she turns on a shopping centre’s Christmas lights.
(Her list of demands also) included being driven by Rolls Royce along a pink carpet right to the pink podium where she is to wave a wand to turn on the lights.
A source revealed the model of car had to be changed six times before she was finally happy.
Miss Carey, 39, also wants confetti shaped like butterflies to shower over her at the end. She has also requested an entourage of 15 along with about 80 security guards.

It seems like if you’re gonna jump through all these hoops to get Mariah at your event, you should get more out of it then her turning on some lights. If they really want media attention, they should put someone on a rooftop and shoot her with a paintball gun.  Hit her right in the forehead so on the news it looks like her head exploded.  But don’t tell Mariah before you do it.  She’ll just bitch about it.  She always has to find some reason to complain.

(69) Comments

  1. whatizdat 11/19/2009 15:04

    Cunt made me look stupid

    or the dust

  2. Chubb_Norris 11/19/2009 15:05

    Coalburner.

  3. TitLover 11/19/2009 15:07

    She is a stuck up crazy Bitch but man would I like to throw one in her.

  4. Slaappy 11/19/2009 15:08

    Where is this event so I can climb on a ladder and Moon this cunt?

  5. Rusty Sanchez 11/19/2009 15:09

    As if I needed another reason to hate this bitch…

  6. Baphomet 11/19/2009 15:10

    Nice fun bags |,,/,

  7. DB's Treasure 11/19/2009 15:12

    I’d make sure all that confetti was blasted out of a canon powered by 600 tons of CO2 aimed directly at her face. then while she rolled around on the ground in pain and picking confetti out of her eye sockets, I’d squeeze her tits and run.

  8. Watt 11/19/2009 15:12

    Gotta love the runners for some of these celebs.

    Honestly if I were her I’d do the same shit. That way later if I’m ever accused of a crime I can plead insanity.

    “Honestly your honor what sane person would demand everyone to sing “come sail away” every time he exists the room?”

  9. DarkCherry 11/19/2009 15:13

    someone needs to remind MC she is not Honey circa 1997 popular anymore and no one cares if she lights up a tree or not.

  10. whatizdat 11/19/2009 15:13

    being an arab sex slave is too good for her

  11. SsnakeOil 11/19/2009 15:17

    DB, that’s brilliant!

    So how could it possibly be worth it to anyone to meet all tese idiotic demands just for her?

  12. Watt 11/19/2009 15:17

    Check these demands out: http://www.huliq.com/43817/top-ten-outrageous-celebrity-demands

  13. SsnakeOil 11/19/2009 15:18

    Maybe if they passed the current through her to the lights…..

  14. Watt 11/19/2009 15:19

    Ssnake: not difficult to do or to make it look like an “accident”

  15. Bella 11/19/2009 15:20

    Once a diva, always a bitch…..

  16. SomeoneluvsU 11/19/2009 15:20

    “I love you too, horny little man.”

  17. Watt 11/19/2009 15:25

    ::farts::

  18. chubby chaser 11/19/2009 15:26

    Watt, FTW

  19. RedRage 11/19/2009 15:26

    Why doesn’t your government just send this nutty bitch into Pakistan with a megaphone and have her start singing. Bin Laden would come running out of his fucking hole trying to beat her to death with his dialysis machine. Once he gave up his location snipers could flip for who gets which shot.

  20. Slaappy 11/19/2009 15:32

    Everyone knows that there is no such thing as a pink Afgan rug RR, jeez

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