A tour bus that was one of four transporting Miley Cyrus and her crew during her current tour drifted off the road and overturned this morning near Richmond, Va. Amazingly the driver was the lone fatality. Nine others on board had minor injuries. Miley was not on the bus that flipped and not on scene after the crash. People magazine says…
“It was one of our tour buses, but not Miley’s,” her manager said. “It was one of our buses that transported our lighting crew.”
An investigation is underway to determine exactly why the bus – part of a four vehicle caravan – drifted off the road and overturned. One person, presumed to be the bus driver, died.
Another report is suggesting the driver died while at the wheel and that’s what caused the crash. Just to make sure Mileys rival isn’t behind this, I should take Selena Gomez into custody and search her. Yes ma’am, I know this is uncomfortable. Yes, panties too I’m afraid. I do have to record all this yes, I’m sorry. Just take your time. Nice and slow, that’s it. Okay now bend over for me please.
So close…..
Is she touring with anyone? Lohan? Winehouse?
Is Selena Gomez 18? Brendin, you’re a pervert.
So the story is that a bus driver died transporting a lighting crew. Can you get any more tangential to a star without having it be completely random people?
Hello-ello-llo-lo-o
yawn!
Six rhymes with chicks
Chubby, you fat fuck!
i vote update on the VS thread instead of death.
Maybe someone slipped a “Best Of Both Worlds” compilation onto the driver’s iPod……
“She was headed to Greensboro, NC for her next concert on the 22nd.”
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So does this mean I get a refund for my ticket? If not, I’m sure Miley and I can work something else out to compensate.
Without Miley, all the good music would disappear. Im glad that wasnt her bus…. jk…. maybe next time.
SHe’ll still play, Z, but without lights.
Oh Z you’re saucy today!
If only they’d do it without sound…
OMG i can’t tell you the fun things that pop up when you google transformers + corndogs.
OP - what does that say?
Selena Gomez was HAWT……when she starred on Barney…….
http://www.childstarlets.com/lobby/bios/portraits/selena_gomez12.jpg
Did the reporter say “Dim-witty County”……
…because that apparently solves the mystery…..
http://tinyurl.com/yc5df6o
flavor country.
Its been a long time since Ive even seen the subtext bro. Im not even sure anymore :( I’ll make sure to call you late night when I remember ;)