Minka Kelly is in St Barths this week with her boyfriend, New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter. He’s really famous, so I have to sweeten the pot if my plan to steal her away is gonna work. The commercials for Kay Jewelers suggested this Loves Embrace pendant. While the world may change at a hectic pace, she and I will be safe in Loves Embrace. Let’s see Jeter try and top this.
(source = fame)
fist!
Fist Fist
she makes my minkey wiggle.
It’s so unfair that hot women can dress like total retards and everyone calls it fashion. Blue top and yellow bottom with stripes? Fuck….if I dressed like that people would pat me on the head and say they were sorry (of course seeing a fat, middle-aged guy in a bikini would kind of make me look retarded even if it matched.
I dont know - there’s something about hot chicks in not matching bathing suits that takes off some of the hotness factor….. not that i am not going to drill her, if given the opportunity
These pics were on the front page of the NY Post yesterday
Have to agree that the mis-matched combo does detract from her a little, if she could just take off the yellow bit, that would help enormously I’m sure
When did this turn into a fashion blog?
<—— this guy doesn’t give a fuck about mismatched bathing suits except how soon they are coming off
Fucking A
next year I am winning the world series
this is bullshit
I found this looking up -drinking from cups-
I don’t know if I love her or wanna punch her in the face…can any chick really be this Innocent?
http://www.youtube.com/v/48f-sAQZYL8&hl=en_US&fs=1&
Entro I love the simplicity of your thinking - get er naked
That suit sucks, it needs to end up in my laundry basket…pronto
Lingerie, jewelry, expensive purses.
All that shit is fucking stupid and I won’t buy into it. It’s worse than guys with cars and guns. At least you can kill someone with cars and guns.
Can you imagine a cardboard paper cut right on your pee hole???
Whose pic u trying to bang DB?
If I’m gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is POONTANG
Damn, that would never heal
Fuck a paper cut right on my pee hole, I’ve gotten THE swab. It was enough to almost make a guy go back to wearing condoms
TGIF muthafuckas….
I cannot believe that any straight man gives a good goddamn if this chicks bikini matches??
She isn’t too skinny or fat, has real tits and you guys are offended by her fashion choices??