NICK HOGAN - is mostly famous for driving like an reckless asshole, and Saturday night he “was involved in a minor car accident in Los Angeles.” No one was hurt and no police reports were taken, so no specifics are known, but maybe a little torture will loosen his tongue. (the ap)
ALEC BALDWIN - is retiring from Hollywood. In about three years. “I don’t have any interest in acting anymore. Movies are part of my past. It’s been 30 years. I’m not young, but I have time to do something else.” Some are saying he could have a second career in politics. His only hurdle will be that he has no idea what the fuck he’s talking about. (e! online)
JAKE GYLLENHAAL - has not broken up with Reese Witherspoon, despite the rumor this weekend that he had. I was sitting at a red light and saw Jake standing there, so I rolled down my window and asked him for a comment, but all he said was, “hey man wanna party?” Then he pushed his tongue against his cheek and made a handjob gesture. No sir I do not “wanna party”, thank you very much! (access hollywood)
EMMA WATSON - was in Jamaica this weekend, and to be honest Hermione didn’t look very happy. Hopefully me hitting on her and telling her, “she’s cast a spell on my magic wand” will cheer her up, because I was planning on doing that anyway. (splash news online)
Boo boo be doop.
This chick is legal right? I remember Brend8n showing us a picture of her snatch a while back.
I never forget a kitty.
Legal AND rich.
dat ass
for a second I thought it was Lilo.
Not a good thing.
Pepper……
….I’m told she attends “College” within a 2 1/2 hour drive of both of us…….
…..are you up for a road trip?
….think we can shave her?
man forget Emma who’s that hot little thing in the background of the first image, seductively covering her legs with mud? now thats a girl I would Polanski the hell out of
Alec Baldwin acts?
Pepper,
Do you like movies about gladiators?
Little Emma indicates to me that scrawny pasty white stay-at-homes are back in style…….
….bushy style….
If you look really quickly at Picture #1……..
….it looks like a reddened horse cock is popping out of Hermione’s crotch area……..
…..just like in H.P. and the Prisoner of Azbekan
OMG lol the best part of this story is that my friend swore up and down she saw her at the mall this weekend.
hum… i should make a bet with her… what should i wager?
DC: something involving a “Chained Heat” theme and multi-angle video … or a bottle of booze.
Dark Cherry……
….if you win……post your nudes from the neck down…….
….if she wins……post your nudes from the neck down…….
….and hers…..
Obs: She must have known we’d make comments with class and elan befitting this site.
Obs,
You’re a genius.
one track minds all of yez. although honestly i would be disappointed to hear anyone suggest something of a chaste nature.
except dtf would prob say have her buy you shoes…
I’ll chase you both…….
…you’ll be chased…..but not chaste……
Dark Cherry……
….since Finkle is not here………what do you call girls shoes that don’t have a high heel but still have a bit of a heel?
My eight year old will need to replace her shoes……
….the old ones sort of look like the red ones in this picture……
http://images.celebrateexpress.com/mgen/merchandiser/38537.jpg
They are slightly different with a bit higher heel and the front is closer to her instep……
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