11.04.2009 nicole kidman: “I’ve explored strange sexual fetish stuff…”

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It’s nice to see that the foppish dandies who run GQ over in England are just as snooty and dim witted as the ones over here in the Colonies.  Nicole Kidman usually gives boring interviews because she’s a dullard, but in this one she actually hinted at something interesting. “Well that’s enough of that,” the GQ reporter thought to himself. “A big star and her sex fetishes?  Boooor-ing!”

The Daily Mail says…

But in one of her most revealing-ever interviews, Nicole Kidman let slip how her experiences of love ranged from ‘mundane’ marriage to ‘strange sexual fetish stuff’.
The 42-year-old actress, currently married to country singer Keith Urban, said her life had been about exploring different types of love.
‘I’ve explored obsession. I’ve explored loss and love in terms of being in a grief-stricken place, I’ve explored strange sexual fetish stuff, I’ve explored the mundane aspect of marriage, and monogamy,’ she said.

And that’s the last we hear of any sex talk.  Not that Nicole Kidman is so great or anything, but if she had a hot Asian girl shoving things into her ass while Tom sat in the corner and cried, I wanna hear about it.  Even if she didn’t do that I wanna hear about it.  In fact, if Nicole Kidman could make up a bunch of super detailed lesbian sex stories, that would really help me out.

(theres like a hundred screencap pics of kidman getting naked in ‘eyes wide shut’ here.  if you save them then click fast enough, it’s like a movie)


(77) Comments

  1. mephistopheles jefferson 11/04/2009 13:41

    nicol kidman rulez LOL

  2. Zombie 11/04/2009 13:41

    Lenny Kravitz’s snowflake

  3. Slaappy 11/04/2009 13:45

    She should explore my ass with her tongue, that would sell a couple GQ for once…

  4. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 11/04/2009 13:50

    ‘strange sexual fetish stuff’ = i had sex with tom cruse and pretended he liked it.

  5. fukU 11/04/2009 13:51

    didn’t she just tell OUR congress to stop movie sex?

  6. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 11/04/2009 13:54

    is that….. umm are those…. uh do we have…..yes…yes they are…

    We FINALLY have tits here again!

    It is a glorious day!

  7. Rusty Sanchez 11/04/2009 13:54

    Something tells me her idea of fetish is anything other than missonary style.

  8. Tom Foolery 11/04/2009 13:59

    I don’t know what you guys are thinking, red headed chicks are for the majority of the time freaks. And freakishly pale while on the freak theme.

  9. Rusty Sanchez 11/04/2009 14:02

    I don’t know Tom, I think she may be the exception to the rule. I think Tom Cruise removed any freak she may have had in her when he brainwashed her with the teachings of L. Ron Hubbard.

  10. DB's Treasure 11/04/2009 14:05

    She could have used a strap-on on Cruise. That’s considered “freaky fetish”, is it not? And quite believable if we’re talking about Tom Cruise.

  11. Rusty Sanchez 11/04/2009 14:06

    I stand corrected DB. She may very well have gone SuperB on his ass.

  12. Tom Foolery 11/04/2009 14:07

    Rust: true and I doubt marrying Keith Urban is going to start that fire again any time soon

  13. RedRage 11/04/2009 14:11

    I’d rather fuck a chicken roti.

  14. DB's Treasure 11/04/2009 14:16

    SupB strapped on a dill and boned some dude in the ass? Where was I when this news was heard?

  15. Rusty Sanchez 11/04/2009 14:17

    Yeah DB, it was a week or 2 ago we heard about it.

  16. Zombie 11/04/2009 14:18

    DB, you were passed out on your stomach.

  17. RedRage 11/04/2009 14:19

    I wonder if a chicken is as good to fuck as they are to eat! They be hard as shit to catch if you’ve got a boner running around the pen!

  18. RedRage 11/04/2009 14:19

    ahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. Rusty Sanchez 11/04/2009 14:19

    It was some dude she was pretty much done with and she wanted to see how far she could push the envelope…and by envelope I mean a plastic schlong.

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