Tom Cruises’ semen must have some kind of poison in it because Katie Holmes looks like hell and Nicole Kidman has turned into some kind of monster. The New York Post says…
Everyone was talking about Nicole Kidman at the Country Music Awards in Nashville Sunday night. “She looked freakish,” said one witness. “She just had her lips done, and now she looks like Meg Ryan.”
That witness got off easy. They saw her after 36 hours of hair and makeup (here). Look at her this morning at some fitness thing back in Australia. I’m only looking at the pictures and I’m freaked out. I’ve already closed my blinds and put on a mask so she can’t find me while I type this, and when I’m done here I’m gonna throw this computer into the ocean and move to a new town. I don’t really know how all that IP stuff works. She might be able to find me that way.
INCOMPETENT UPDATE - aww god dammit. okay so the running pictures are nicoles sister antonia. still. look. ooohhhh. pretty scary, huh.
(picture source = getty images)
She looks 20 years older without makeup.
Wow, fugly bitch day today.
ugh
Man, Keanu Reeves doesn’t look so good.
I think Michael Jackson left his nose to Nicole in his last will and testament.
thats not nicole kidman thats her sister antonia
That’s her sister antonia.
Yeah come on, how about you do some research before posting pics claiming to be of someone when they’re not. That’s her sister Antonia, which is why the pictures only look a little bit like Nicole!
So you’re saying Nicole got the tits in the family?
Its a joke, not a missing person’s report, you dumbasses.
I would have thought this was Jim Carrey, but his tits are bigger.
Poor Keith Urban,
No hopes of every banging the “hot” sister.
and cue 40 more people regging to tell us what we got the first time….woosa
OMG even the tags ont he pictures say Antonia Kidman!
EPIC FAIL BRANDO!!!!! Go hang out with your facebook friends and let someone else take over the posting…..
Antonia looks far too human to be mistaken for her sister Nicole…..
Funny how a case of mistaken identity actually got a few lurkers to speak up….
Are you sure that’s not John Voight?
does anyone else always forget John Voight is AJ’s dad?
does anyone else
always forgeteven care John Voight is AJ’s dad?Man Lady Gaga looks amazing
They should change the name to Dogtell Lap. Aint no foxes here.