11.05.2009 paddingtons sex tape is here

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(UPDATE - the links had to be taken down, so now this whole thing is kind of pointless. I would just skip it if I were you.)

I’m waiting for the books-on-tape version, but for everyone who wanted the movie version, the Shauna Sands sex tape went on sale yesterday.  Or if you knew where to look it was available for free yesterday + 30 seconds. I can’t host that kind of thing on a delightful site like Tyler, but lots of people have links where you can download full scenes.

Here is one of those links now, for example (NOTE - please understand this is not a preview or a clip, but a very NSFW full scene from a sex tape.  No one under 18 can download this, because it’s illegal, and also because it would make the baby Jesus cry). In this scene, the penis of Shauns boyfriend appears to have suffered a burn of some kind.  So Shauna drips ice cream on it to cool it down. Her first aid completed, she then licks it off, because that’s perfectly good ice cream, and she’s not made of money you know.

Here is a link to download only the thrilling conclusion of that very same clip, and I don’t want to ruin the surprise ending, but it turns out that Shauna is a very good girl, and an excellent role model for all the girls who go out with me.

(22) Comments

  1. Don 11/05/2009 17:52

    First

  2. SCUM 11/05/2009 17:56

    Don, your not the first idot and you won’t be the last. Good luck though..

  3. Mrs Tess Tickle 11/05/2009 17:57

    2th.

    I hate Shauna Sands, but what the heck, I’ll watch it…

  4. DoucheNozzle 11/05/2009 17:58

    quicktime? come on man. You’re better then that.

  5. SCUM 11/05/2009 18:00

    Somebody download it and tell me if you get her virus.

  6. DB's Treasure 11/05/2009 18:02

    This chick was in the very first Playboy I ever got when I was 13 or so. I turned her spread into a crusty lump of wrinkled paper.

  7. DB's Treasure 11/05/2009 18:02

    I would download it, but I am not gonna risk sending a virus to the whole office.

  8. Mrs Tess Tickle 11/05/2009 18:03

    So far, all I’m getting is a black screen and sound. What a rip!

  9. SomeoneluvsU 11/05/2009 18:16

    Damnit,
    I should have never picked the red pill.

  10. SCUM 11/05/2009 18:17

    “black screen and sound” sounds like the Kim K sex tape.

  11. chubby chaser 11/05/2009 18:22

    She has one fucking ugly pussy.

  12. Rusty Sanchez 11/05/2009 18:29

    I almost clicked to download, but I’ve had too much shit from this site fuck up my computer. Not gonna do it. I’ll let one of you brave souls tell me how it is.

  13. iwontrememberthis 11/05/2009 19:01

    That should be more exciting, but she’s like a zombie blowup doll. (I never would’ve guessed she spoke French. (That isn’t a euphemism.))

  14. iwontrememberthis 11/05/2009 19:02

    Correction: Frankensteinian blow up doll.

  15. Al Bundy 11/05/2009 19:10

    I’m just getting the black screen too…….WTF.

  16. chubby chaser 11/05/2009 19:19

    because I care.
    http://shaunasandexposed.com/

  17. Schopsy 11/05/2009 20:43

    What codec does this require?

  18. Gildorg 11/06/2009 02:29

    Hey Guys,

    I used this to convert the files over. I am not sure what QT Codec you need as it just dumps you into their generic, “Download some software page”

    http://convertmovtoavi.com/

    The clips are not anything special and the last clip wasn’t anything to write home about!

    I guess the links are down, so this will only be a help to those of you who already downloaded them.

  19. The Unibrower 11/06/2009 08:59

    God damn it. God damn it I thought it was a Paddington Bear Sex Tape… That sweet supple little bear…

  20. Baphomet 11/06/2009 09:05

    She’s got ugly softballs anyway.

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