11.23.2009 people are complaining about adam lambert

ABC says more than 1,500 people have registered complaints about Adam Lambert’s performance during last nights American Music Awards, which is making news today because of it’s gay sex slave fabulousness. If you haven’t seen it yet, consider yourself lucky.

There were also hostile comments online about the “American Idol” glam rocker who sang his new song “For Your Entertainment” on Sunday’s show with an elaborate, S&M-themed production. Lambert fondled a dancer, led another around on a leash, had a dancer briefly stick his head in Lambert’s crotch and kissed a man.

I have a long list of people to complain about before I get to the gays, but the people who do hate gays should be grateful for Adam Lambert. He’s all their deviant sparkly stereotypes come to life. It would be like if a Nazi found a covetous Jew weighing gold coins on a scale, or a racist found a black kid who looked like this.

People who hate gays should want their kids to see Lambert. It will probably freak them out. It freaks me out and I’m not even paying attention. Of course if seeing some dumb awards show makes your kid gay, you have way bigger problems than Adam Lambert. You better not let him watch ‘Apocalypto’. According to your logic he’ll turn into a Mayan warrior then eat your heart to steal your powers.

(95) Comments

  1. SCUM 11/23/2009 17:05

    NostraZombie.

  2. Mac-Daddy 11/23/2009 17:13

    omg he’s gay???? NO WAY?

    FUCK people who complain about obvious shit. It’s like this asshole that asked if he could share my limo ride to the airport in NYC. I said “Sure” then sat there as he bitched about global warming. I tossed his bag out of the limo and told the driver to leave while he went in the hotel for some fucked up reason!

    WTF…don’t tell me or complain to me about something you can’t do shit about. Here I was willing to share a car I paid for to help this bastard with a ride, thereby making a smaller carbon footprint, and he wants to bitch to me about it??

    Come to think of it….I should have let him in the car then beat the piss out of him!!

    NEXT TIME!

  3. DB's Treasure 11/23/2009 17:14

    What. The fuck. Is he wearing? Shredder wants his blazer back.

  4. Rusty Sanchez 11/23/2009 17:16

    The best part of that post was the sketch of the black kid.

  5. Watt 11/23/2009 17:16

    I fucking called this post before zombie.

    OH NOES THARS GAYS IN MUH CUNTRY

  6. Rokan 11/23/2009 17:16

    You guys are all excited now, aren’t you?

  7. chubby chaser 11/23/2009 17:17

    He is no Madonna , he is Mangina!

  8. chubby chaser 11/23/2009 17:18

    watt, looks excited. he called it!

  9. Rokan 11/23/2009 17:18

    “Lambert fondled a dancer, led another around on a leash, had a dancer briefly stick his head in Lambert’s crotch and kissed a man.”

    Sounds like Saturday night at Watt’s house.

  10. That One Guy 11/23/2009 17:20

    Adam Lambert’s famous… why?

    Honestly, why the fuck is he famous? Because he was on American Idol? Because he can sing? Yeah, Ruben Studdard was on American Idol too, he could sing too, and where is he now? Stuck in mediocrity. Where you’re headed Lambert. Mark my words.

    I know Lambert wants to be the next Clay Aiken and shit, but come on. Get the fuck off my tv, radio, and anything that could cause me to see or hear you, you sack of shit.

  11. oy 11/23/2009 17:20

    why do gay people always insist on being flamboyant?! i dont get it?! are they really that “out of control”

  12. Watt 11/23/2009 17:20

    Bah dum bah ching!

  13. Sensei John Kreese 11/23/2009 17:21

    Brennan has a mangina!

    Brennan has a mangina!

  14. Headly 11/23/2009 17:21

    Forget about that asshole, lets gangbang the Bustedtees chick! Splendid!

  15. Rusty Sanchez 11/23/2009 17:22

    As much as I like seeing J Lo humiliated, I much rather would have enjoyed video of this pillow-biter take a header off the stage.

  16. Watt 11/23/2009 17:23

    Greetings headly! How goes the rampid fornication?

  17. sbuck 11/23/2009 17:25

    Oh my God does Lambert suck!!!

  18. chubby chaser 11/23/2009 17:25

    watt, stop kissing ass!

  19. Rusty Sanchez 11/23/2009 17:25

    fat “idols” > gehy “idols”

  20. DB's Treasure 11/23/2009 17:26

    I turned this video off once I saw him mushing another dude attached to a leash.

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